Males and Females

[Carpe Mortem]

The most beautiful women I've known were incredibly naive about the friend zone. Like they'd doll up and be flirtatious to go out to dinner with dude's they had no interest in romantically, because they're 'good friends'. If a guy texted them "I really wanna eat your butthole" they'd probably laugh it off as boys will be boys instead of telling the guy to fuck off and never talk to them again.

My point is, depending how hot this girl is, getting laid isn't totally imminent. If she's insanely hot she might also be retarded and genuinely think this is all just friendly. She'll think a date is just friendly too. It's all just friendly until you lean in for some action and she's shocked by your behavior. But I am rooting for you.

 

[Dak]

I think that might be age and education dependent. I know some smart attractive women that are somewhat discouraged from their dating experiences. Dudes don't know how to act around someone attractive and with more education.

 

[arg]

The most beautiful women I've known were incredibly naive about the friend zone. Like they'd doll up and be flirtatious to go out to dinner with dude's they had no interest in romantically, because they're 'good friends'. If a guy texted them "I really wanna eat your butthole" they'd probably laugh it off as boys will be boys instead of telling the guy to fuck off and never talk to them again.

My point is, depending how hot this girl is, getting laid isn't totally imminent. If she's insanely hot she might also be retarded and genuinely think this is all just friendly. She'll think a date is just friendly too. It's all just friendly until you lean in for some action and she's shocked by your behavior. But I am rooting for you.

She’s pretty hot but I’ve had hotter. What if I wanna be in the friends that fuck zone? Does it help to brag about how many hot women I’ve had? (Not gonna mention the paying part).

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I think that might be age and education dependent. I know some smart attractive women that are somewhat discouraged from their dating experiences. Dudes don't know how to act around someone attractive and with more education.

It may be more about class than age and education. The girls I mention came from good families, had money, etc. So there's a certain expectation of a gentleman's role perhaps, as entertainer and provider, solely a platonic evening companion as dinner is for two sexes and only lunch dates are for the same sex.

Arg said this girl's broke so he might be in the home run after all, in retrospect.

 

[Onder]

What Carpe is trying to say is that she might just be a dumb fucking bitch.

EDIT: So don't get your hopes up, Aug. Next time you tell her she sucks, she better be sucking your D.

 

[arg]

Yeah cant wait for this shit to fuck off so I can go back to actual professional whores

 

[Onder]

Yeah cant wait for this shit to fuck off so I can go back to actual professional whores

Imagine growing old by her side. Having, children and granchildren.

Imagine having a son and taking him to his first whorehouse.

 

[arg]

Nah man it’s gonna blow up in my face (not in a good way) I can feel it

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Sounds like you're already falling for her

 

[Onder]

Kiev, summer 2018.

Dirty brothel.

Phone ringing.

Prostitute moaning: "Blyat, lick my butthole, blyat."

Phone ringing.

"Yeah yeah like that, pizdets!"

Phone still ringing.

Licking stops. Aug exhales. "Sorry I have to take this it's my girlfriend."

 

[arg]

more like me yelling her name and visualizing her face as i lick hookers’ buttholes

 

[arg]

dinner went really well she was very sweet

got a hug and a kiss on the cheek and did some cuddling on the restaurant sofa and im quite happy with that for now. did not attempt rapid sexual escalation and just let the date go naturally. god damn it

 

[Master_Yoda77]

You didn't fingerblast her on the couch?

Pathetic.

 

[-CC-]

Wait, define "cuddling on the sofa". You may actually be in the process of taking this man's woman.

 

[arg]

Ah you know leaning on each other with arm around her waist and shit

We were talking so comfortably about regular shit that introducing buttlicking would’ve been sudden and forced. I wonder how to work that into the convo organically. Anyway it went so well with almost 0 awkwardness I’m pretty sure we’ll go out again

 

[Onder]

We were talking so comfortably about regular shit that introducing buttlicking would’ve been sudden and forced.

Welcome to regular dating.

 

[EspaDa]

wow, she's already like acting not really appropriately towards her partner. she's like getting further from him. good for you!

 

[arg]

Lol the bf did call during it and she let it ring without answering. Also she told many stories about her family, girl friends etc but seemed to deliberately avoid mentioning him

 

[Onder]

Lol the bf did call during it and she let it ring without answering. Also she told many stories about her family, girl friends etc but seemed to deliberately avoid mentioning him

What if he's a big-ass brute and she only chose you because she thinks you know a kung-fu move or two?

 

[arg]

i bet he’s a beta cuck struggling artist type

it’s probably good that i didn’t try to fuck her on the 1st date. establishes with her a level of comfort with me. if i brought up sex and she rejected it, there might not be a 2nd. i should bring her to the psychological point where she will agree the 1st time i suggest it