Males and Females

[EspaDa]

dont forget to record a sex tape in order to share with us, your zealous audience.

 

[Onder]

dont forget to record a sex tape in order to share with us, your zealous audience.

If he forgets to set up the camera in his watch then he's truly in love.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

There are about 3 outcomes that I'm expecting. 1) This girl is just playing Arg to get him to buy her shit then she's gonna friendzone him hard. Perhaps they make out a time or two when they are both intoxicated but she'll feel guilty and it will never escalate to sex. 2) The BF realizes Arg's sly and sleazy intentions and tries to beat him up. 3) She's actually a dude with a penis.

 

[Onder]

March 2018, California.

Regular workday in a regular company, when a thug smashes the door open, looks like a retarded Channing Tatum.

"WHERE IS THE GUY WHO CAN SMELL PERIOD??"

The receptionist knows what's up, calmly calls an office on the intercom: "Aug you have a visitor".

 

[CF87]

Yeah cant wait for this shit to fuck off so I can go back to actual professional whores

Yeah, why woud you even bother with that shit anyways, you losing it or something. are you ok.

 

[Onder]

Yeah, why woud you even bother with that shit anyways, you losing it or something. are you ok.

Greys I don't know when exactly it happened, but you're just fucking retarded now. Do you remember when it happened? Is it some medication they're giving you? It's like talking to a toddler on anestethics.

 

[EspaDa]

he's like a vegetable, but I feel for him. he used to be more insightful though

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

It really is true that human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. Have you ever seen a buck hurl himself off the edge of a precipice because he was spurned by a doe?

 

[Dak]

It really is true that human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. Have you ever seen a buck hurl himself off the edge of a precipice because he was spurned by a doe?

Yeah, bucks never do stupid things because they wanna fuck.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

 

[Dak]

No u

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I never said anything about doing stupid things to get laid, so how was your comment apropos?

 

[Dak]

I never said anything about doing stupid things to get laid, so how was your comment apropos?

Stupid things because you want to fuck =/= stupid things to get laid.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Except I'm not talking about stupid things at all, or about purely satiating a primal urge to get one's dick wet. A deer is not a sapient creature that will feel lonely and dejected, and, recognizing that as a recurring pattern in its life, make the rational decision to end it all.

 

[Dak]

Except I'm not talking about stupid things at all, or about purely satiating a primal urge to get one's dick wet. A deer is not a sapient creature that will feel lonely and dejected, and, recognizing that as a recurring pattern in its life, make the rational decision to end it all.

So if committing suicide isn't stupid, why is consciousness a tragic misstep?

Edit: A "rational decision"? Nevermind.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

It can be a rational decision. You've just been inculcated by Western society with the idea that suicide is never the answer. What is not rational is to assume things will get better even in the face of insurmountable evidence that they won't. The delusion would be to say "Okay, I haven't had much luck in my 20's, but now that I've reached my 30's, the dating pool is sure to grow exponentially, along with my sex appeal!"

 

[Master_Yoda77]

 

[Einherjar86]

 

[Dak]

It can be a rational decision.

It can be. Not in relation to some thot. Also, male SMV grows with age up to middle age if you don't stay in your parent's basement and add 100lbs.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

It can be. Not in relation to some thot.

That hypothetical chick, that a friend of mine was interested in, is a not a thot. I don't appreciate you denigrating her a such, though she may or may not exist.