Males and Females

[Omni]

This chick has a bf? Skank alert. Make sure you wrap your tongue buddy.

It might be a little late for that type of advice, given the whores.

 

[Onder]

So I asked her to go out tonight in a commanding and decisive yet balanced with a fun and lively tone like the dating videos say.

She said she’s not available til Friday, to which I responded positively and nonchalantly.

Now I need to keep up the anticipation with occasional interactions to maintain sexual tension yet still holding back and leaving some mystery

This shit’s a lot of fucking work, she’d better let me tongue punch her fart box all night til the next morning (I bet that’s why she made it Friday)

This is probably THE post-modern love story that might make me fucking cry in the end, if she lets you tongue-drill her shithole, that is. I'm not even overly sentimental.

FWIW, this postponing just seems like she doesn't have the heart to tell you no straight away. Did you wiggle your tongue (in a commanding way) while asking her out?

The dating videos thing reminds me of my brother, I found a loot of those vids and books on his flashdisk when I borrowed it and it reminded me of the times he used to hit on flat-chested girls at bars and how he always got punched in the face by their boyfriends, because he just didn't care in the least.

 

[arg]

no she wont cancel man, she is displaying several signs that she is attracted to me such as smiling, adding her own stuff to the conversation, tilting her head, etc

also im gonna make her uncontrollably obsessed with me by randomly mixing it up between being brooding/intense/serious as fuck, warm/caring, and stupid/comedic so she never knows what shes gonna get. im not that good at it yet but im dedicated lol

 

[CiG]

This chick has a bf? Skank alert. Make sure you wrap your tongue buddy.

I'm more concerned about what her butthole might catch.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Don't prostitutes in Europe conform to certain health standards though? My thinking is that a professional keeps clean and screened, whereas an office skank doesn't feel obliged to. From what I've seen arg doesn't bang crack whores, he bangs escorts.

 

[EspaDa]

But I remember pretty well when arg was telling a story that while in Poland, he met a prostitute whose ass smelled so bad that he almost threw up. That made me laugh so much . Fucking Polish whores, can't even make a good impression on foreigners.

 

[arg]

Today I pulled an epic maneuver. She knocked on a door and I opened it.

“I knew it was you”
“How?”
“I could smell you” in a gruff and masculine voice
“Is that good or bad?” giggling.
I say nothing and just look animalistically at her with a furrowed brow. She walks away laughing nonstop

She smokes but I think she smells great cuz of her perfume + natural scent + the smoke. But she doesn’t know that. She’ll be thinking all night til tomorrow omg does he think I stink

 

[Onder]

Today I pulled an epic maneuver. She knocked on a door and I opened it.

“I knew it was you”
“How?”
“I could smell you” in a gruff and masculine voice
“Is that good or bad?” giggling.
I say nothing and just look animalistically at her with a furrowed brow. She walks away laughing nonstop

She smokes but I think she smells great cuz of her perfume + natural scent + the smoke. But she doesn’t know that. She’ll be thinking all night til tomorrow omg does he think I stink

Later in the canteen, the woman with her girly colleagues:

"Girls I'm on my period and I think this Asian guy can smell my pussy."
"Ew, Asians"
"He could smell it through a closed door!"

 

[PrincessHades]

Fuck me. A girl who knows I'm into her 'accidentally' put her hand on my shoulder and implied that she wanted my number twice. I didn't even have the confidence to give her my number. Fuck. I'll do it tomorrow and ask for her's if the topic of phones comes up.

 

[Dak]

What a pussy. There, now you are shamed by an anonymous person on a dead forum. Maybe you'll think about it next time a girl puts her hand on you and asks for the D.

 

[arg]

So she cancelled cuz of some bf related shit. But we had a really nice talk in her car on her smoke break. An actual conversation unlike the short flirtations we’ve been having. I learned she’s 11 years younger than me at 22, her car is unwashed and full of junk, her manner of speaking is quite unrefined, she’s very open and unguarded, she listens to shitty rap music, she’d like to go to concerts but says they’re expensive. Based on all that I deduced her bf is probably a poor loser type. I on the other hand bragged about my euro travels and showed off some french, both of which seemed to excite her. She did reschedule for Monday. I know what I’m gonna do. This won’t be so hard after all.

 

[PrincessHades]

What a pussy. There, now you are shamed by an anonymous person on a dead forum. Maybe you'll think about it next time a girl puts her hand on you and asks for the D.

I'm just cautious. I don't like to fuck up.

 

[PrincessHades]

So she cancelled cuz of some bf related shit. But we had a really nice talk in her car on her smoke break. An actual conversation unlike the short flirtations we’ve been having. I learned she’s 11 years younger than me at 22, her car is unwashed and full of junk, her manner of speaking is quite unrefined, she’s very open and unguarded, she listens to shitty rap music, she’d like to go to concerts but says they’re expensive. Based on all that I deduced her bf is probably a poor loser type. I on the other hand bragged about my euro travels and showed off some french, both of which seemed to excite her. She did reschedule for Monday. I know what I’m gonna do. This won’t be so hard after all.

I laughed hard about the French thing. I have this image in my head of you in a Pantera shirt and ripped up jeans with a French moustache holding a baguet while speaking some charming French to her.

 

[-CC-]

Fuck me. A girl who knows I'm into her 'accidentally' put her hand on my shoulder and implied that she wanted my number twice. I didn't even have the confidence to give her my number. Fuck. I'll do it tomorrow and ask for her's if the topic of phones comes up.

"What do you think about the iPhone X? And since we're now talking about phones, here is my number"

 

[PrincessHades]

I'm more concerned about what her butthole might catch.

Just stick with the pussy. No need to eat ass. Ever. Unless the girl is seriously into it which she probably isn't.

 

[arg]

I’m gonna defeat her bf by bringing her cool places, getting her cool shit and eating her ass. Every female can be turned into a whore

 

[Onder]

So she cancelled cuz of some bf related shit. But we had a really nice talk in her car on her smoke break. An actual conversation unlike the short flirtations we’ve been having. I learned she’s 11 years younger than me at 22, her car is unwashed and full of junk, her manner of speaking is quite unrefined, she’s very open and unguarded, she listens to shitty rap music, she’d like to go to concerts but says they’re expensive. Based on all that I deduced her bf is probably a poor loser type. I on the other hand bragged about my euro travels and showed off some french, both of which seemed to excite her. She did reschedule for Monday. I know what I’m gonna do. This won’t be so hard after all.

Even though she's still postponing just as I predicted, it's staggering how quickly you got into her car. Your pickup techniques and precise psychology work with the subject yields unprecedented results. Her butthole is almost in your reach, the tongue-butthole collision is imminent.

 

[arg]

Lol this is the first time I’ve tried this approach and it really is effective. I was always the nice guy pussy before.

When she postponed, my chain of replies were
“Skip it and come with me instead”
“Monday is fine ”
“Let’s chill on your break, text me”
Then the first thing I said in her car was “you suck” serious-like but then seconds later laugh and say “nah it’s cool”

 

[EspaDa]

So she cancelled cuz of some bf related shit. But we had a really nice talk in her car on her smoke break. An actual conversation unlike the short flirtations we’ve been having. I learned she’s 11 years younger than me at 22, her car is unwashed and full of junk, her manner of speaking is quite unrefined, she’s very open and unguarded, she listens to shitty rap music, she’d like to go to concerts but says they’re expensive. Based on all that I deduced her bf is probably a poor loser type. I on the other hand bragged about my euro travels and showed off some french, both of which seemed to excite her. She did reschedule for Monday. I know what I’m gonna do. This won’t be so hard after all.

Show her your collection of your worldwide fuck videos, she'll be yours.

 

[Dak]

Demonstrate high SMV by showing how much you pay for sex.....wait, I don't think that's how it works.