Males and Females

[Onder]

What Carpe is trying to say is that she might just be a dumb fucking bitch.

EDIT: So don't get your hopes up, Aug. Next time you tell her she sucks, she better be sucking your D.

 

[arg]

Yeah cant wait for this shit to fuck off so I can go back to actual professional whores

 

[Onder]

Yeah cant wait for this shit to fuck off so I can go back to actual professional whores

Imagine growing old by her side. Having, children and granchildren.

Imagine having a son and taking him to his first whorehouse.

 

[arg]

Nah man it’s gonna blow up in my face (not in a good way) I can feel it

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Sounds like you're already falling for her

 

[Onder]

Kiev, summer 2018.

Dirty brothel.

Phone ringing.

Prostitute moaning: "Blyat, lick my butthole, blyat."

Phone ringing.

"Yeah yeah like that, pizdets!"

Phone still ringing.

Licking stops. Aug exhales. "Sorry I have to take this it's my girlfriend."

 

[arg]

more like me yelling her name and visualizing her face as i lick hookers’ buttholes

 

[arg]

dinner went really well she was very sweet

got a hug and a kiss on the cheek and did some cuddling on the restaurant sofa and im quite happy with that for now. did not attempt rapid sexual escalation and just let the date go naturally. god damn it

 

[Master_Yoda77]

You didn't fingerblast her on the couch?

Pathetic.

 

[-CC-]

Wait, define "cuddling on the sofa". You may actually be in the process of taking this man's woman.

 

[arg]

Ah you know leaning on each other with arm around her waist and shit

We were talking so comfortably about regular shit that introducing buttlicking would’ve been sudden and forced. I wonder how to work that into the convo organically. Anyway it went so well with almost 0 awkwardness I’m pretty sure we’ll go out again

 

[Onder]

We were talking so comfortably about regular shit that introducing buttlicking would’ve been sudden and forced.

Welcome to regular dating.

 

[EspaDa]

wow, she's already like acting not really appropriately towards her partner. she's like getting further from him. good for you!

 

[arg]

Lol the bf did call during it and she let it ring without answering. Also she told many stories about her family, girl friends etc but seemed to deliberately avoid mentioning him

 

[Onder]

Lol the bf did call during it and she let it ring without answering. Also she told many stories about her family, girl friends etc but seemed to deliberately avoid mentioning him

What if he's a big-ass brute and she only chose you because she thinks you know a kung-fu move or two?

 

[arg]

i bet he’s a beta cuck struggling artist type

it’s probably good that i didn’t try to fuck her on the 1st date. establishes with her a level of comfort with me. if i brought up sex and she rejected it, there might not be a 2nd. i should bring her to the psychological point where she will agree the 1st time i suggest it

 

[EspaDa]

dont forget to record a sex tape in order to share with us, your zealous audience.

 

[Onder]

dont forget to record a sex tape in order to share with us, your zealous audience.

If he forgets to set up the camera in his watch then he's truly in love.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

There are about 3 outcomes that I'm expecting. 1) This girl is just playing Arg to get him to buy her shit then she's gonna friendzone him hard. Perhaps they make out a time or two when they are both intoxicated but she'll feel guilty and it will never escalate to sex. 2) The BF realizes Arg's sly and sleazy intentions and tries to beat him up. 3) She's actually a dude with a penis.

 

[Onder]

March 2018, California.

Regular workday in a regular company, when a thug smashes the door open, looks like a retarded Channing Tatum.

"WHERE IS THE GUY WHO CAN SMELL PERIOD??"

The receptionist knows what's up, calmly calls an office on the intercom: "Aug you have a visitor".