Males and Females

[Onder]

Yes in your dreams, in your pubs, in your brothels! In your pants?

There would be two small weiners in my pants then!

I walk through Ve Smečkách often and I think Sexy Sauna has changed. Oh well, you will have to see for yourself. You can always go to showpark.

 

[Onder]

But anyway @arg , gimme the dates. I already told my girlfriend. (No butt licking pls).

We're gonna have a party.

 

[arg]

Oh man can’t wait to be back


(why the fuck would they use an ugly black hybrid in their promo video tho)





Best city in the world bros!

@Onder nov 20-24

 

[arg]

One thing we should do that we haven’t yet tho is just chillax at my place or yours and have a metal battle! (I play a song you play a song etc)

 

[Onder]

One thing we should do that we haven’t yet tho is just chillax at my place or yours and have a metal battle! (I play a song you play a song etc)

But you will play Eluveitie.

Also, watching the videos in your previous post, I'm thinking you should really step up your video game. Maybe wear more watches and then hire a guy to cut the videos into like, a story.

 

[CiG]

He should hire John Woo to direct his hotel porn.

 

[arg]

yea man my epic playlist will feature eluveitie, nightwish, deathcore, etc pretty much guarantee a win but im sure you’ll put up an ok fight

oh yea and we’ll watch my videos it’ll be awesome bring your girl

 

[arg]

That’s actually a great idea to edit my videos, turn them into 1.5minute highlight clips, with extreme closeups of me licking ass, my dark balls bouncing, techno music... will look into it

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Ok, if that gets made I gotta see it too.

 

[Onder]

That’s actually a great idea to edit my videos, turn them into 1.5minute highlight clips, with extreme closeups of me licking ass, my dark balls bouncing, techno music... will look into it

You don't need techno music if you have Eluveitie. That's a good soundtrack to licking Ukrainian buttholes.

EDIT:

He should hire John Woo to direct his hotel porn.

Hmmm I was thinking Kim Ki-duk.

 

[CiG]

Too arty, we need big sunglasses and bullet-ballets.

 

[Onder]

Too arty, we need big sunglasses and bullet-ballets.

I want arty to highlight the background of eastern european immigrant life in tourist trap brothels. This is no superhero movie.

 

[Bloopy]

Went on a first date, got laid, felt great for a day or two and then that awful sinking void hit me. I hate getting older and being "mature."

At least I'll be set for a good 3-4 months out of pure disgust. Then it's back to doing something dumb, with someone dumb like me

How's your dating life, fellas?

Not easy to find someone who boosts your self-esteem. My quick fix is to see the funny side of one's own twisted predicament and enjoy that. I got myself a relationship of the disapproved kind so can't smear it all over social media lest she gets in trouble ...just my luck. As a nerdy dweeb I started life in a void in the first place and can never sink much as I slowly mastered how to climb out. I stick to being my outwardly boring self so strangers have to be interested enough to talk to me. It's a great way of repelling shitty/shallow people, but a terrible way of getting laid, or so I thought until a chick on the same wavelength and into music/live shows in the same way turned up and loved my nerdiness. The sort of connection that makes us feel younger, or at least content to face death with smiles on our faces.

 

[The Ozzman]

Our generation of single women in a nutshell:

 

[viewerfromnihil]

You just need to get laid.

 

[CiG]

U DO

 

[The Ozzman]

You just need to get laid.

>assuming I don't already get laid

Typical NPC response

 

[The Ozzman]

Went on a first date, got laid, felt great for a day or two and then that awful sinking void hit me. I hate getting older and being "mature."

At least I'll be set for a good 3-4 months out of pure disgust. Then it's back to doing something dumb, with someone dumb like me

How's your dating life, fellas?

edit: yup, I've become a giant pussy

Ever try just not fucking a chick and just enjoying the company? I don't know. I went through a long stretch where I wanted to just get laid and I got to a point where it was no longer fulfilling to me and I actually wanted a connection beyond just sex. Maybe you're at that point and just need to not worry about sex when that situation comes up.

Casual sex is a form of enabling bad behavior with thots anyway so I would just stay away for a while I guess.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Dating life? What dating life? at this point shit becomes fleeting, burns out before it even gets a chance to really flourish. So, idc much anymore, just focusing on myself and my goals and my degree. If something comes up, cool, if not, then also cool. I have better shit to do then try to force something that wasn't meant to be

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

flirting with tattoo artist chick
it's the woman who runs this shop
sacred art tattoo irving tx - Google Search

prolly never gonna actually fuck her, but still flirting with her, she thinks she's ugly and me telling her she's sexy-looking really makes her day

still hanging out with this woman
she still thinks she's ugly
i'm still telling her she's sexy/pretty
it's still making her blush and giggle
i'm still having fun with this, even though i'm still really not actually trying to get into her pants
it's just the kind of flirting that never actually goes anywhere