Males and Females

Yeah, i know
she's so much smaller in these pics that I was already turned on before I actually noticed it was Schumer
 
I found a girl with an impotent boyfriend

I stuck my hard dick in her and she bought me the phone that I'm making this post with
 
fucking man-whore


i bet id make tons of money as a man-whore. but i wouldn’t have the stomach for it. id have to take a million viagras to get hard
 
arg said:
fucking man-whore


i bet id make tons of money as a man-whore. but i wouldn’t have the stomach for it. id have to take a million viagras to get hard
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Yes I'm still a man whore
I'm just not making a huge amount of money for it because my clientele is made of women who are kinda broke
I mean, this isn't a super expensive phone, it's just a cheap metro-P-C-S phone
 
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IMG_20190212_134108644_HDR.jpg I've been fucking this woman
She's got snow white boobs and pink nipples
Her hair was pinkish purple until she dyed it blue a few days ago
 
There's a slovakian girl in my student corridor that I think kinda likes me. I like her too, not in love or anything but curious (and tbh, desperate.) She's always happy to see me and yesterday I went with her and two of her friends to buy tickets for a valentine's day party and on the way back she made an excuse to split the group up so her and I could walk back home together. Then we went shopping and she asked me a bunch of personal questions about my family and shit. Today I asked her if she wanted to go see the new Yorgos Lanthimos movie with me, and I know you guys are gonna make this a whole thing with me but really it wasn't intentional, I had already planned to go see it today and it came up organically in conversation. She said no so obviously this relationship is dead in the water, can't be with someone who passes on a Lanthimos film. I went and saw it alone, it was good, I have the most exciting love life.
 
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Vegard Pompey said:
There's a slovakian girl in my student corridor that I think kinda likes me. I like her too, not in love or anything but curious (and tbh, desperate.) She's always happy to see me and yesterday I went with her and two of her friends to buy tickets for a valentine's day party and on the way back she made an excuse to split the group up so her and I could walk back home together. Then we went shopping and she asked me a bunch of personal questions about my family and shit. Today I asked her if she wanted to go see the new Yorgos Lanthimos movie with me, and I know you guys are gonna make this a whole thing with me but really it wasn't intentional, I had already planned to go see it today and it came up organically in conversation. She said no so obviously this relationship is dead in the water, can't be with someone who passes on a Lanthimos film. I went and saw it alone, it was good, I have the most exciting love life.
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Dude I was talking Yorgos with a hot Greek girl a few nights back. They're out there.
 
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yorgos is for normies now the favourite is winning all these awards, a female friend of mine whose idea of great movies is love actually and mulan was talking about him the other day. for true marriage material you need someone who loves legend of the galactic heroes.
 
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