Males and Females

[TechnicalBarbarity]

dude, i wish life was that easy for me.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Today I'm lust with Sophie Dee and Beth Lily

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Am I the only one turned on by this??

 

[CiG]

They must have photoshopped the fuck out of Schumer there.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Yeah, i know
she's so much smaller in these pics that I was already turned on before I actually noticed it was Schumer

 

[Master_Yoda77]

So I found a girl that likes to watch shitty 80s heavy metal/horror films and I think I'm in love. Watched "Hard Rock Zombies" last night.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I found a girl with an impotent boyfriend

I stuck my hard dick in her and she bought me the phone that I'm making this post with

 

[The Ozzman]

How much does she weigh though?

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

she weighs less than me
she's jiggly but she's really short

 

[arg]

fucking man-whore


i bet id make tons of money as a man-whore. but i wouldn’t have the stomach for it. id have to take a million viagras to get hard

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

fucking man-whore


i bet id make tons of money as a man-whore. but i wouldn’t have the stomach for it. id have to take a million viagras to get hard

Yes I'm still a man whore
I'm just not making a huge amount of money for it because my clientele is made of women who are kinda broke
I mean, this isn't a super expensive phone, it's just a cheap metro-P-C-S phone

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Also
@arg where the effing hell have you been??

 

[Krow]

So I found a girl that likes to watch shitty 80s heavy metal/horror films and I think I'm in love. Watched "Hard Rock Zombies" last night.

Fuck, I'd put a ring on that shit and show her Mortician.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I've been fucking this woman
She's got snow white boobs and pink nipples
Her hair was pinkish purple until she dyed it blue a few days ago

 

[CiG]

Woman?

 

[The Ozzman]

Woman?

I assume so. I asked how much she weighed.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I'm still a man-whore
The woman that bought me this phone is NOT the blue-haired woman in the pic I posted

 

[Vegard Pompey]

There's a slovakian girl in my student corridor that I think kinda likes me. I like her too, not in love or anything but curious (and tbh, desperate.) She's always happy to see me and yesterday I went with her and two of her friends to buy tickets for a valentine's day party and on the way back she made an excuse to split the group up so her and I could walk back home together. Then we went shopping and she asked me a bunch of personal questions about my family and shit. Today I asked her if she wanted to go see the new Yorgos Lanthimos movie with me, and I know you guys are gonna make this a whole thing with me but really it wasn't intentional, I had already planned to go see it today and it came up organically in conversation. She said no so obviously this relationship is dead in the water, can't be with someone who passes on a Lanthimos film. I went and saw it alone, it was good, I have the most exciting love life.

 

[CiG]

Don't hold it against her, she was getting married that day.