Males and Females

[Dak]

i'm bored out of my fucking mind

Get a job.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@HadesRagnazrath @Terasophe
anybody want to date this woman??
Woman wanted for peeing on potatoes in Walmart produce section turns herself in: report - pennlive.com

@arg
can't believe nobody responded to this post

 

[PrincessHades]

@HadesRagnazrath @Terasophe
anybody want to date this woman??
Woman wanted for peeing on potatoes in Walmart produce section turns herself in: report - pennlive.com

not after she turned herself in, you cant pussy out like that. even when they have suspects in custody it takes months to identify them if they refuse to give their name. you're not gonna get caught from surveliance footage, its a scare tactic

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

But women don't fuck men from behind, unless they are the ones doing the penetrating with a strap-on dildo, which is not the usual scenario

the specific women that like penatrating men's asses with strap-on-dildos
those women think my ass is gorgeous

 

[CiG]

those women think my ass is gorgeous

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Going to the Renn Faire with my girl this weekend!

 

[The Ozzman]

Cool story

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

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yes
the black woman in that video would use strap-on-dildos to fuck white men's asses
.....if someone gave her a strap-on-dildo....

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Going to the Renn Faire with my girl this weekend!

The Bristol one?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Yep!

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

wonder if Yoda and his girl actually wore costumes while going to the renn faire

 

[zabu of nΩd]

There's an old couple (over 60) in my social circle. I first met them two weeks ago, and for the second time tonight. Ended up talking one on one with the woman for a while. She seemed extraordinarily interested in me, touched me a few times, and got really close to me (< 1 foot) toward the end of the conversation, before she had to leave with her husband.

I didn't find her attractive at all, but I got slightly hard while she was standing close. It was way awkward, because it probably showed through my pants, and she seemed to glance down at my pants right as it was happening. The whole time I was like "Are you fucking kidding me, penis? No way." Weird how someone can be attractive by behavior alone.

 

[PrincessHades]

ok now shes tryna guilt trip me about how shes gonna get blackout drunk cuz of me

 

[CiG]

Tell her to knock herself out and move on with your life, if she's already this toxic and you only just met her that's a massive red flag. Kick her over to @zabu of nΩd.

 

[jimmy101]

Yeah, that's about as big of a red flag as you need bro. Don't worry, she won't literally do these things she's saying that she will if she doesn't really know you.

 

[The Ozzman]

Imagine not knowing that the delete post function exists on this board in current year

 

[EspaDa]

^and now you look as if you were talking to yourself. Hehe, weirdo.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Kick her over to @zabu of nΩd.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

this morning got hard in front of a girl and she said "thank you"

 

[PrincessHades]

lmfao i had a raging hard on this morning when i woke up and it took me 6 minutes of walking around my room to get it down