Males and Females

[CiG]

All the fungus and dried cumsoaked sock fumes would turn anybody off.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

All the fungus and dried cumsoaked sock fumes

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@HadesRagnazrath

this morning got hard in front of a girl and she said "thank you"

but my female friends are, you know, totally bat-shit-crazy
couldn't recommend making your hard-on obvious in-front-of random females
you'll prolly get, you know, slapped or arrested or something

 

[arg]

Spoiler

 

[CiG]

She looks bored and horrified at the same time.

 

[arg]

No man her eyes were rolling back into her head! You should see the video

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Aren't you afraid someone you know might stumble upon those?

 

[PrincessHades]

so my horny ass decides to rp with this girl. she ended up roleplaying that i knocked her up. told her it was too far

i fucked up i told her i loved her just so shed keep talking to me. prolly not a good idea

 

[CiG]

Cuck.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

He's a dumbass teenager, he doesn't know any better

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

so there's this girl that spends all day every day sitting infront of an abandoned pawnshop

if i go all the way out there to visit her, then i've got a girlfreind, she's in lust with me, she just doesn't want to leave her comfort-zone of just a few blocks, if she leaves this tiny area she instantly gets completely lost (yes her brain has been fried from meth usage, yes i know fucking her again is prolly a bad idea, but i'm prolly going to do it anyway)

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

so there's this girl that spends all day every day sitting infront of an abandoned pawnshop

it's close to this
laurel land funeral home dallas tx 75232 - Google Search

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I find your life story pretty badass so far tbh

well
i did just get a handjob last thursday from a girl i'd only known for 2 seconds

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i'm scheduled to be shaving off a girl's pubic hair later today
but
we still don't know each other's names

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

You get into some interestingly bizarre antics. How does one manage to convince someone to shave their pubes without even learning at least their first name? Is it some sort of sex work? Lmao

 

[arg]

They’re homeless degenerates

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

You get into some interestingly bizarre antics. How does one manage to convince someone to shave their pubes without even learning at least their first name?

did i mention i live in Dallas
everybody in Dallas is fucking crazy

 

[no country for old wainds]

They’re homeless degenerates

yeah to be honest it takes a real waste of air to make the resident whorefucking sociopath look positively wholesome by comparison

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

resident whorefucking sociopath

hahaha

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@MasterpieceMesias

i also have a woman who magically finds me when she's horny and disappears when the sex is over
i'd already fucked her 3 or 4 times before we suddenly realized that we didn't know each other's names