Males and Females

[MasterpieceMesias]

@MasterpieceMesias

i also have a woman who magically finds me when she's horny and disappears when the sex is over
i'd already fucked her 3 or 4 times before we suddenly realized that we didn't know each other's names

Well, actually that's more cool than anything . Sounds like some sort of porn plot created by David Lynch

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i'll prolly be able to get into the pants of the girl that used my bowl to smoke crystal this morning

 

[jimmy101]

Post pictures!

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

I haven't been laid since the dark ages, but at the same time, too lazy to go out...

I ain't good looking enough for Tinder or Hinge.

Guess I'm fucked, and not in the good way :-/

 

[jimmy101]

Snapchat filters brah. They're a game changer. 99% of the bitches on tinder are using them, you should too.

 

[CiG]

lol you don't need that shit, you're a guy.

 

[jimmy101]

Just get shitfaced & start talking about obscene shit to women in the bar. That's what I do. It's also how you find kinky women.

 

[CiG]

Whip out your Yu-Gi-Oh cards and challenge a ho.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Whip out your Yu-Gi-Oh cards and challenge a ho.

This guy, this guy right here fucks

 

[CiG]

Been a couple months tbh.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Post pictures!

pictures of the girl called Princess??
or pictures of the woman that showed me her boobs yesterday??
or pictures of the woman that was staring at my dick while i was giving her a foot massage??

i'm sure i could get pictures of at least 1 of them

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Well, actually that's more cool than anything . Sounds like some sort of porn plot created by David Lynch

yeah but this woman is just as bat-shit crazy as the other ones that fuck me though
at one point after sex with me, she was walking in the middle of the street at night because she was scared of the sidewalk
i couldn't get her to stand still and i couldn't get her onto the sidewalk till sunrise

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Terasophe @CiG @MasterpieceMesias @EternalMetal @jimmy101

i think most of you guys might prefer being celibate over dealing with the crazy bitches i have sex with

except maybe @HadesRagnazrath
if he ever comes to Dallas there are crazy girls here that are into piss-play

 

[CiG]

Yeah I'd choose celibacy over sleeping with fat homeless crackwhores.

 

[jimmy101]

pictures of the girl called Princess??
or pictures of the woman that showed me her boobs yesterday??
or pictures of the woman that was staring at my dick while i was giving her a foot massage??

i'm sure i could get pictures of at least 1 of them

Would be happy to see it lol.

 

[CiG]

@Blurry_Dreams Google Brie Larson's feet lmfao.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

gags

 

[Bloopy]

After over a year of dating I finally got to introduce my girlfriend to my parents. Not sure if they could quite tell that she's a bit closer in age to them than to me, but it wasn't even weird anyway.

 

[Kelics]

I got some romantic songs for u my lovely people: I cum blood, She was asking for it, Orgasm Through torture, Addicted to vaginal skin, As deep as the knife can go, Stripped raped and strangled.

 

[jimmy101]

Ok