Males and Females

[jimmy101]

Snapchat filters brah. They're a game changer. 99% of the bitches on tinder are using them, you should too.

 

[CiG]

lol you don't need that shit, you're a guy.

 

[jimmy101]

Just get shitfaced & start talking about obscene shit to women in the bar. That's what I do. It's also how you find kinky women.

 

[CiG]

Whip out your Yu-Gi-Oh cards and challenge a ho.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Whip out your Yu-Gi-Oh cards and challenge a ho.

This guy, this guy right here fucks

 

[CiG]

Been a couple months tbh.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Post pictures!

pictures of the girl called Princess??
or pictures of the woman that showed me her boobs yesterday??
or pictures of the woman that was staring at my dick while i was giving her a foot massage??

i'm sure i could get pictures of at least 1 of them

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Well, actually that's more cool than anything . Sounds like some sort of porn plot created by David Lynch

yeah but this woman is just as bat-shit crazy as the other ones that fuck me though
at one point after sex with me, she was walking in the middle of the street at night because she was scared of the sidewalk
i couldn't get her to stand still and i couldn't get her onto the sidewalk till sunrise

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Terasophe @CiG @MasterpieceMesias @EternalMetal @jimmy101

i think most of you guys might prefer being celibate over dealing with the crazy bitches i have sex with

except maybe @HadesRagnazrath
if he ever comes to Dallas there are crazy girls here that are into piss-play

 

[CiG]

Yeah I'd choose celibacy over sleeping with fat homeless crackwhores.

 

[jimmy101]

pictures of the girl called Princess??
or pictures of the woman that showed me her boobs yesterday??
or pictures of the woman that was staring at my dick while i was giving her a foot massage??

i'm sure i could get pictures of at least 1 of them

Would be happy to see it lol.

 

[CiG]

@Blurry_Dreams Google Brie Larson's feet lmfao.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

gags

 

[Bloopy]

After over a year of dating I finally got to introduce my girlfriend to my parents. Not sure if they could quite tell that she's a bit closer in age to them than to me, but it wasn't even weird anyway.

 

[Kelics]

I got some romantic songs for u my lovely people: I cum blood, She was asking for it, Orgasm Through torture, Addicted to vaginal skin, As deep as the knife can go, Stripped raped and strangled.

 

[jimmy101]

Ok

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

After over a year of dating I finally got to introduce my girlfriend to my parents. Not sure if they could quite tell that she's a bit closer in age to them than to me, but it wasn't even weird anyway.

your parents know you've been with her a whole year, right??
so if they knew that, they prolly noticed pretty quick and instantly decided not to make a big deal about it cuz you two have been together for so long

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Blurry_Dreams Google Brie Larson's feet lmfao.

i remember someone thinking hailee steinfeld's feet look gorgeous

so here's a pic

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@jimmy101

pictures of the girl called Princess??
or pictures of the woman that showed me her boobs yesterday??
or pictures of the woman that was staring at my dick while i was giving her a foot massage??

i'm sure i could get pictures of at least 1 of them

i didn't actually see any of these 3 women today

 

[CiG]

i remember someone thinking hailee steinfeld's feet look gorgeous

so here's a pic

That has nothing to do with what I said.