Males and Females

[Master_Yoda77]

Oh, I was thinking it was said in some play...

 

[The Ozzman]

Damnit Hell Patrol, I was trying to get him to go for it.

Also, I'd argue that "friend-zoning oneself", or even never knowing how it turns out, is a failure in itself. Just ask her! On the (rare) chance that she does feel uncomfortable around Yoda and tone down her interaction with him, I'd argue she isn't that great of a friend anyways. It's not like he'd be pushing her into it or anything... nothing wrong with asking once.

If she says no, big deal. If she says yes, then FUCK YEAH SON

I actually started talking to this chick I hadn't spoken to in a few months the other day and this kind of thing came up and she said I hadn't been friend zone'd yet because she hadn't known how I felt about her. She, at one time, found me attractive (when we first met I guess) and wondered why I hadn't said anything to this point (because I'm shy and awkward LDO). She said that she would go on some dates with me to see if it would work, so score one for me I guess?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

good job broseph

 

[CF87]

Yeah, it's not like I'm obsessed with her. I'd like for it to elevate to something more, but I don't see it happening, nor do I want to even risk losing what I have with her.

Put it in her Butt.

 

[The Butt]

I actually started talking to this chick I hadn't spoken to in a few months the other day and this kind of thing came up and she said I hadn't been friend zone'd yet because she hadn't known how I felt about her. She, at one time, found me attractive (when we first met I guess) and wondered why I hadn't said anything to this point (because I'm shy and awkward LDO). She said that she would go on some dates with me to see if it would work, so score one for me I guess?

Atta boy.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Put it in her Butt.

Best advice yet.

 

[Mountains_of_Mars]

Put it in her Butt.

there is this one girl that im kinda partially interested in, she got fucked in the ass outside a local pizza shop

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

jordan

i am disappoint

 

[Pessimism]

there is this one girl that im kinda partially interested in, she got fucked in the ass outside a local pizza shop

And all of you wondered where the meatballs on your pizza came from.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

jordan

i am disappoint

He's such a fag.

 

[damnromulans]

That's pretty amazing.

I once had a really shameful one night stand with a midget. Well he wasn't a midget but he was shorter than me and really muscular so it looked like he was even shorter than he was. He could be reading this forum but whatever. Anyway he wrote on a blog some time after that incident about how he had sex with some chick on a pile of rubble in a parking lot and got rocks stuck in his butt cheeks, and Jordan's story made me think of that. /pointless uninteresting contribution

 

[Kulak]

Put it in her Butt.

 

[SentinelSlain]

She isn't talking to me anymore

Oh well I've got no reason to hold back on the new year's stupidity now.

 

[Srontgorrth]

After over three years my (ex) girlfriend broke up with may, saying that she lost her sense of self, wanted to be more individual, because the romantic aspect was dead etc.

This sucks.

 

[waif]

Anyone know a good dating site for finding hook-ups? Lady-friend and I are looking for a threesome.

 

[The Ozzman]

Vids of said threesome or you aren't

 

[waif]

If you give me a site through which we find someone, I will consider hiding a camera.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

This could be epic.

Check this site out, it does reviews of online dating sites: http://www.rabbitsreviews.com/personals/Alt-com.html

right now they have alt.com as the top one.

 

[The Ozzman]

Dating websites that make you pay = fail

 

[CF87]

The internet is not even real. It's bullshit.