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The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
The Ozzman
Melted by feels
wandering_taco
Minstrel of Woe
Ozz. Put on a flannel shirt so you look like a beastly lumberjack, go over there now, break down the door and say "I'm here to fuck you". Boom. Door is back open, and you wiggle it in.
The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Either I'm just completely out of touch with the world or she sounds a bit nuts.
The correct answer to the text is "why haven't YOU kissed me?" Don't just take it! Bend her over!!!
Fucking hell Krig you have lost a bunch of weight, looking good btw
The correct answer to the text is "why haven't YOU kissed me?" Don't just take it! Bend her over!!!
Fucking hell Krig you have lost a bunch of weight, looking good btw
Zephyrus
Tyrants and Slaves
The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Either I'm just completely out of touch with the world or she sounds a bit nuts.
The correct answer to the text is "why haven't YOU kissed me?" Don't just take it! Bend her over!!!
Fucking hell Krig you have lost a bunch of weight, looking good btw
Well, I think she's sexually deprived and wants some of 'that' type of attention. I have a feeling if I go through with this, I'll get used and then she won't talk to me anymore because she got what she wanted. I was in a similar situation with a different girl and now the two of us hardly talk anymore.
wandering_taco
Minstrel of Woe
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
yeah, still not happy though. Still a fat bastardEither I'm just completely out of touch with the world or she sounds a bit nuts.
The correct answer to the text is "why haven't YOU kissed me?" Don't just take it! Bend her over!!!
Fucking hell Krig you have lost a bunch of weight, looking good btw
and Ozz, dont waste your chance
I suppose it's up to you. I did state my honest opinion that she sounds nuts. You think she's just trying to use you for validation? It's not unheard of to flirt aggressively with someone who you know thinks you're hot with zero intention of anything really happening.
I think you need to rape her!!!!!!
Krig - I hear you, I don't think I'll ever be happy, but it's still better than the alternative (gaining it all back and feeling stupid that you got halfway there and then failed)
King Richard
Hello there
Are you fucking kidding me? You are such a bitch man! THATS WHAT YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING!!!!! HUMP AND MOTHERFUCKING DUMP!!!!1111
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
King Richard
Hello there
Ya, men are well aware of this. It's called being a cocktease and should be a federal crime, one punishable by bonage.
The Ozzman
Melted by feels
<3
Definitely won't. She told me she's going to 'see what she's doing this weekend' (whatever that means)
I think I need to raep her instead.
Yo dawg, I herd you liek being a womanizer so we put King Drunkard around a bunch of wimminz
King Richard
Hello there
Dude stop being a dunce and introduce yourself to the 21st bra. There's nothing wrong with a booty call for both sides. You know, a lot of women actually enjoy sex too. Maybe not with you, I'm just speaking in generalities here. But if the chick is basically pleading for the cack, you need to give her the cack.
King Richard
Hello there
But seriously bro, you have a fantastic opportunity to hook up with a chick you evidently like a lot.
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