Males and Females

Krow said:
bear-trap1.jpg
Click to expand...

:lol:
 
So, against y'alls advice, I went and watch a movie with that chick (The American is a fucking shitty movie. Don't watch it.) and when I went to kiss her, she was laughing at something which just made it completely awkward after that. Then she couldn't stop laughing at what happened and then she finally just kissed me back, so I guess tonight = great success?

Pessimism said:
For fuck's sakes, if a friend of mine asks if he or she can stay over at my place after a fancy dinner/night of drinking, the first thought isn't "holy hell double the sex tonight", it's "well, sure we have a spare bed so yeah I guess it's cool."
Click to expand...

The latter thought is really what I would think, too. Maybe I'm just too polite, but whatever.
 
I don't think I can get laid while drunk. I just make too much of an ass of myself. Like girls that looked at me as if they liked me before avoid me or look worried when they see me in the distance drunk, shouting and falling over things.
 
The Ozzman said:
So, against y'alls advice, I went and watch a movie with that chick (The American is a fucking shitty movie. Don't watch it.) and when I went to kiss her, she was laughing at something which just made it completely awkward after that. Then she couldn't stop laughing at what happened and then she finally just kissed me back, so I guess tonight = great success?
Click to expand...

:lol: of course that happened to you. wow
 
I would turn this forum into a sitcom and make millions.

---Scene 1---
FADE IN.
Ozzman sitting with a chick.
LAUGHTER.
Cut.
 
On topic, the Polish chick slept at mines tonight and we didn't even fuck because I was drunk. She sent me a message afterwards that I was good, that I should drink more. Is that good? :lol:

Wait it's probably not. Whatever. I fell asleep hugging that bitch like a baby or something, she likes that.
 
So I get to work, and the girl I like isn't there, so I ask the store manager, and she (the manager) said she sent her home cause she was having a really bad day (cat died among other things?) and whatnot, so no progress there.
 
Onder said:
On topic, the Polish chick slept at mines tonight and we didn't even fuck because I was drunk. She sent me a message afterwards that I was good, that I should drink more. Is that good? :lol:

Wait it's probably not. Whatever. I fell asleep hugging that bitch like a baby or something, she likes that.
Click to expand...

Women fucking love cuddling. It's better than sex for them. This is good.
 
I love cuddling with you too, Onder

so my date last night with the new girl was fucking great. She's totally cool, cute and laughed at all of my stupid jokes. We hit it off, and the conversation was good and lively. She liked the place I took her too. I got her back to her place around midnight and she told me I should definitely call her again for another date to which I said I definitely would. Score :kickass:
 
Cuddling, fuck! I honestly find it repulsive. Why can't a girl just sleep on her side of the bed without touching you? I'm not a pillow and you're an adult! not a fucking baby!

I also hate taking a shower with a girl, wtf is that!?!?!?!
 
Jimmy... Dead. said:
Cuddling, fuck! I honestly find it repulsive. Why can't a girl just sleep on her side of the bed without touching you? I'm not a pillow and you're an adult! not a fucking baby!

I also hate taking a shower with a girl, wtf is that!?!?!?!
Click to expand...

Lmao. Good luck keeping a bitch around.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

Lasse Lammert
humans are sick!!
Replies
32
Views
2K
Bar
Mancha
M
Krilons Resa
Sex Dictionary
Replies
7
Views
499
RC
Ayeka
A
VEHEMENCE
Everything you need to know about making sex fun. (shared with loved ones)
Replies
4
Views
466
Vehemence
satanicnugz
S
Dustin
UPDATE: The death and ressurection of Katagory V?
Replies
7
Views
2K
Katagory V
drum_addict_48
D
Eos
100 Ways to Kill Yourself With a Mop
Replies
3
Views
1K
Anathema
Charlotte1977
C
Top Bottom
Back