Males and Females

2-3 beers? I must have just been bullshittin you like I like to do.

Not even close. You're just a class act when you're drunk dude. I saved all the good quotes, most of which are related to either porn or that girl.

Although, to be fair folks, if my romantic life was screen-caped, it would look about a million times more pathetic than whatever I can dig up on Master_Yoda69 :(
 
dammit master yoda, i can't wait until you're old enough / corrupt enough to get slooshed with me at mdf. we could make a great tag team.
 
2012. And if Onder and sloughfegkillers comes, the world will end.

Fucking laws and shit...

Edit-->But, based on the how my spelling and grammar are not only readable, but fairly correct, I'd say that I was just acting stupid in the above facebook chat pic.
 
Man, how I am sorry for not being able to go there. MDF will be on my fucking bucket list. I was born too far away.
 
Grant's air-guitar without the guitar part. It's just a jump out of a window.
 
Alright, I wanted to get an opinion on a certain topic about women, particularly dates. My bro and I went to a restaurant tonight and we got into a long conversation about girls in wheelchairs.. On my campus I have seen like 3 or 4 really attractive females in wheelchairs. We were joking around or something that we should ask them out for dates or whatever. and I got to arguing that a double date with both girls being handicapped would be just weird looking, but my bro said that it wouldnt look weird.

TL;DR is it weird to go on a double date with both girls being in a wheelchair?
 
Alright, I wanted to get an opinion on a certain topic about women, particularly dates. My bro and I went to a restaurant tonight and we got into a long conversation about girls in wheelchairs.. On my campus I have seen like 3 or 4 really attractive females in wheelchairs. We were joking around or something that we should ask them out for dates or whatever. and I got to arguing that a double date with both girls being handicapped would be just weird looking, but my bro said that it wouldnt look weird.

TL;DR is it weird to go on a double date with both girls being in a wheelchair?

....depends why they're in wheelchairs.