Males and Females

[Krigloch the Furious]

wrong...

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Ooh, I am impressed.

How was he?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

hairy

 

[Mountains_of_Mars]

My sex life has been stagnant for the past 19 years. Im kinda ok with this.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Good for you man!

I've abstinent for about 2 months now and I feel really good. More energy to focus on what's important to me.

 

[Onder]

Sex is just annoying for most metalheads.

 

[Cronopio]

I haven't had sex since I sat down and typed this. YOU PIECES OF SHIT

 

[Onder]

I don't consider sex to be an important part of my life but I have to fuck my girl, right?

 

[sevag00]

Good for you man!

I've abstinent for about 2 months now and I feel really good. More energy to focus on what's important to me.

Education, right?

 

[King Richard]

I don't consider sex to be an important part of my life but I have to fuck my girl, right?

nah, send her my way

 

[SentinelSlain]

You could just bend over and get her to strap on bum you, Onder.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

He'd probably like it, the Czech are weird.

 

[The Ozzman]

Sex is just annoying for most metalheads.

The act of going out and trying to get laid is way too much effort and is, indeed, annoying most times. If it falls into my lap (that's what she said), it's certainly not annoying.

 

[Onder]

You could just bend over and get her to strap on bum you, Onder.

She likes to be dominated.

He'd probably like it, the Czech are weird.

I even refused to eat my sperm tbh, but that's because everybody says my sperm tastes like shit.

 

[SentinelSlain]

You could lock her in a cupboard with two glory holes in it, one where her arse goes and one where her mouth goes and make sure there isn't enough room for her to move.

Then when she's all horny and excited, put some gay music on and go out.

 

[Cronopio]

And by gay he means everything Deicide put out AFTER Scars.

 

[Onder]

And by gay he means everything Deicide put out AFTER Scars.

I'd penetrate her heterosexuality with some later Amorphis.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

So I've been "seeing" this girl for about 3 weeks now and everything is going smooth, it's really laid back. The only problem is we live about 30 miles away from each other and the craziest thing happened the other day! She calls me in the middle of the night telling me that someones trying to break into her apartment front door! I couldn't fucking believe it, I mean I was stunned, and I was so full of adrenaline, I couldn't get back to sleep.

 

[Mountains_of_Mars]

Im pretty much in the friend zone with every single girl I've never met.

 

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So I've been "seeing" this girl for about 3 weeks now and everything is going smooth, it's really laid back. The only problem is we live about 30 miles away from each other and the craziest thing happened the other day! She calls me in the middle of the night telling me that someones trying to break into her apartment front door! I couldn't fucking believe it, I mean I was stunned, and I was so full of adrenaline, I couldn't get back to sleep.

So what happened? Talk about an unfinished story!