Males and Females
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Saparmurat_Niyazov
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Because we use roofies in America. That way if we have to spend money, we spend it on the drugs and fuck whoever we want.
SentinelSlain
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Well I managed to lose my virginity with a hot girl without paying for it or whatever weird shit gay jealous people are going to make up. So there. This happened almost a year ago now. I didn't require any social skills as such, I told her friend I liked her and her friend told me to talk to her as it was likely she had similar feelings. Woohoo.
Onder
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You're not a virgin anymore? Didn't you complain about your virginity like few months ago? Or was it Feathers? Mayday, we're losing virgins.
Episteme
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SentinelSlain
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Vacant_Planets
Queen Nicole
I wonder how many virgins we have in this thread. We should take a virgin roll call.
Im a virgin.
Im a virgin.
The Emptier
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Matt
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Chanakya
Orphaned Brother
Badbird
Never banned
Einherjar86
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That's why I use tissues and then flush them down the toilet.
No, the Brits aren't real people like us.
Badbird
Never banned
I thought us Americans are more fake people then those Brits. And Ananth is Indian FYI.
Zephyrus
Tyrants and Slaves
I was in deep reflection today on the experience I had the night I lost my virginity. It occurred to me that I made out with two girls that night. The other one was the sister of the one I ended up banging. I remember said sister's boyfriend telling me she was off limits, but he went away and she insisted I make out with her.
The conclusion I drew was that it messed me up, because it was the summer before I started college. I took it as such a milestone that I lacked the real drive to pursue women during freshman year of college that I didn't leave my room and only started dating when I was a sophomore.
I proceeded to have a one-month, then a two-year, then a 2-week relationship up till now. I now realize that because of the way my life went since I started having sex with women was that I now see life as this: I do what I want to do with my life, but I need a relationship there in place so I can truly focus on what I do for myself. It's almost like my ideal lifestyle is to do academic stuff all day, come home and have sex, then rinse & repeat. I'm fucked up. The woman part of that life is now gone, and I'm in a funk and it's a fucking distraction. Goddammit.
The conclusion I drew was that it messed me up, because it was the summer before I started college. I took it as such a milestone that I lacked the real drive to pursue women during freshman year of college that I didn't leave my room and only started dating when I was a sophomore.
I proceeded to have a one-month, then a two-year, then a 2-week relationship up till now. I now realize that because of the way my life went since I started having sex with women was that I now see life as this: I do what I want to do with my life, but I need a relationship there in place so I can truly focus on what I do for myself. It's almost like my ideal lifestyle is to do academic stuff all day, come home and have sex, then rinse & repeat. I'm fucked up. The woman part of that life is now gone, and I'm in a funk and it's a fucking distraction. Goddammit.
Dak
mentat
When you give the green light on the hershey highway they kind of aren't going to remember anything else.
The Emptier
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LOL. I would never let a virgin anywhere near my Cosby kids reservoir lest it become "dropping post-whipping Kunta Kinte off at the pool"
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