Males and Females

[Episteme]

The kids are growing up.

 

[SentinelSlain]

It was feathers and faggots who admitted to having lied about it all along.

 

[Vacant_Planets]

You're not a virgin anymore? Didn't you complain about your virginity like few months ago? Or was it Feathers? Mayday, we're losing virgins.

Now who will we scarifice?

 

[arg]

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[Mountains_of_Mars]

I wonder how many virgins we have in this thread. We should take a virgin roll call.

Im a virgin.

 

[The Emptier]

^ /facelife

 

[Matt]

Well I managed to lose my virginity with a hot girl without paying for it or whatever weird shit gay jealous people are going to make up. So there. This happened almost a year ago now. I didn't require any social skills as such, I told her friend I liked her and her friend told me to talk to her as it was likely she had similar feelings. Woohoo.

You're an asshole, so I don't believe you

 

[Chanakya]

He's British. That'll make it a hate crime.

 

[Badbird]

SentinelSlain would fit in pretty well in Bible Belt America.

 

[Einherjar86]

Why would you even think about trying to be friends with someone who is obviously going to steal your cum rag and rub the sperm into her vag trying to impregnate herself with your child?

That's why I use tissues and then flush them down the toilet.

He's British. That'll make it a hate crime.

No, the Brits aren't real people like us.

 

[Badbird]

No, the Brits aren't real people like us.

I thought us Americans are more fake people then those Brits. And Ananth is Indian FYI.

 

[damnromulans]

I like male virgins because they don't realize how god awful and shitty I am in bed

 

[Zephyrus]

I was in deep reflection today on the experience I had the night I lost my virginity. It occurred to me that I made out with two girls that night. The other one was the sister of the one I ended up banging. I remember said sister's boyfriend telling me she was off limits, but he went away and she insisted I make out with her.

The conclusion I drew was that it messed me up, because it was the summer before I started college. I took it as such a milestone that I lacked the real drive to pursue women during freshman year of college that I didn't leave my room and only started dating when I was a sophomore.

I proceeded to have a one-month, then a two-year, then a 2-week relationship up till now. I now realize that because of the way my life went since I started having sex with women was that I now see life as this: I do what I want to do with my life, but I need a relationship there in place so I can truly focus on what I do for myself. It's almost like my ideal lifestyle is to do academic stuff all day, come home and have sex, then rinse & repeat. I'm fucked up. The woman part of that life is now gone, and I'm in a funk and it's a fucking distraction. Goddammit.

 

[Dak]

I like male virgins because they don't realize how god awful and shitty I am in bed

When you give the green light on the hershey highway they kind of aren't going to remember anything else.

 

[The Emptier]

ew

 

[damnromulans]

When you give the green light on the hershey highway they kind of aren't going to remember anything else.

LOL. I would never let a virgin anywhere near my Cosby kids reservoir lest it become "dropping post-whipping Kunta Kinte off at the pool"

 

[Krow]

I like male virgins because they don't realize how god awful and shitty I am in bed

You're a female. Just lay they and pretend you're interested and bite your lip every once and a while.

 

[Zephyrus]

Am I alone in that I tell my father everything? It's a bond that cannot every be broken, and thus to be exploited. I do not find it awkward at all. Am I alone here?

 

[King Richard]

This thread just got nasty/awkward. I'm going to walk away now...

 

[Einherjar86]

You're a female. Just lay they and pretend you're interested and bite your lip every once and a while.

And make some noise, bitch. I wanna hear you SCREAM!

Welcome to the jungle.