Males and Females

[Krow]

I like male virgins because they don't realize how god awful and shitty I am in bed

You're a female. Just lay they and pretend you're interested and bite your lip every once and a while.

 

[Zephyrus]

Am I alone in that I tell my father everything? It's a bond that cannot every be broken, and thus to be exploited. I do not find it awkward at all. Am I alone here?

 

[King Richard]

This thread just got nasty/awkward. I'm going to walk away now...

 

[Einherjar86]

You're a female. Just lay they and pretend you're interested and bite your lip every once and a while.

And make some noise, bitch. I wanna hear you SCREAM!

Welcome to the jungle.

 

[Matt]

Am I alone in that I tell my father everything? It's a bond that cannot every be broken, and thus to be exploited. I do not find it awkward at all. Am I alone here?

Yes, you are. I tell my parents nothing about anything.

 

[sevag00]

Who tells his parents that i had sex with this girl the other day? That's fuckin gay.

awesome, e-highfive bro!

Thanks buddy.

 

[waif]

Zeph: that's not really weird. Everybody requires some intimacy in their life, even introverts like us. A relationship is the most natural way to achieve that. Also, sex.
And everybody's life sounds pretty depressing when you boil it down to eat-work-sleep.

I like male virgins because they don't realize how god awful and shitty I am in bed

Women in general are awful in bed. I can't really imagine what sex would be like if women were good in bed, but it'd be fucking awesome.

Am I alone in that I tell my father everything? It's a bond that cannot every be broken, and thus to be exploited. I do not find it awkward at all. Am I alone here?

...yes.

 

[SentinelSlain]

You're an asshole, so I don't believe you

I couldn't really believe it was happening at the time when I was in her room. That spoilt it a bit really.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

You know where you are??

You in the juuuungle, baby!

You gonna die!

 

[Zephyrus]

Wow. I do not remember writing that post at all. At all.

I don't tell him EVERYTHING, but more than normal, I think. The hell.

 

[Einherjar86]

WE GOT FUN N' GAMES!

 

[waif]

Welcome to my world. Embrace the black-out.

 

[Mountains_of_Mars]

Grant, what are the chances that we could form a Guns and Roses coverband that MDF weekend and make a couple music videos?

 

[Einherjar86]

Women in general are awful in bed. I can't really imagine what sex would be like if women were good in bed, but it'd be fucking awesome.

That's an unfortunate disposition. Perhaps you should find a woman that's experienced.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Women in general are awful in bed. I can't really imagine what sex would be like if women were good in bed, but it'd be fucking awesome.

Women who are good lays happen to be psychotic, at least that's what I've learned from experience.

PS: If you read this Akira, I don't think you're psychotic or bad in bed. Just apathetic and better than average.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

at that PS.

Also, I don't tell my parents shit. In fact, I do things like specifically request them not to go to my final performance for my bachelor's degree and stuff just because I like shutting them out and because they consistently misunderstand/mischaracterize me.

 

[King Richard]

I don't talk to anyone about my problems. I sometimes come on here just to rant/vent, but I barely scratch the surface to be honest.

 

[Matt]

^Same. Well sometimes I talk things over with friends, but generally not even that.

 

[sevag00]

I wish i had friends that i could rant about just anything.

 

[The Butt]

I don't tell my folks anything anymore because my dad bitches about everything, and my mother is a complete fucking psycho who places my greedy, egocentric brother on some imaginary pedastal over a "learning disability" some hacks conned her into believing he has.