Males and Females

[damnromulans]

Marina_K is not anybody's chick. She will not be owned!

 

[Onder]

She'll put an iron dildo into your ass and plug it to 500 watts.

 

[Blind Guardian]

I had no idea you were such a spaz, christ. Unless your chick is Marina_K, a simple "You will do this now" should suffice and result in profit.

What can I say, I'm a wuss. Can't ask people for anything if I think there's a risk that it will cause the least bit of inconvenience (yeah I know, we were having sex so why would it?).

 

[arg]

having your flaccid penis sucked is really sad if it takes too long

 

[Onder]

She needs to make it stand, some girls just don't get it.

 

[mutantllama]

She'll put an iron dildo into your ass and plug it to 500 watts.

And then shove a fork up your cock and put the other end in an outlet.

 

[Onder]

And then shove a fork up your cock and put the other end in an outlet.

Your fantasies are very disturbing lately.

 

[Marina_K]

Umm, I don't tend to kill or even maim people. It's not really my thing. Too much blood and I tend to faint.

 

[mutantllama]

Your fantasies are very disturbing lately.

It's a new thing for me, it makes masturbation more interesting.

 

[Astrum]

met a 23 year old raving pill popping alchoholic preschool teacher named skittles at a club in providence a little while ago..12 weeks after i fucked her, she's 12 weeks pregnant. BAM

 

[Zephyrus]

You post that as if you've gone through this before......actually, I believe you have. Nice job.

 

[mutantllama]

Haha I remember that

 

[Astrum]

you guys have some serious memories in that case. but really though, this girl is fucked. something's telling me to let that one go...

 

[Zephyrus]

Nothing a coathanger can't fix.

By the way, you should join us in Boston next week.

 

[Astrum]

what's in boston?

 

[mutantllama]

V5, Zeph, WAIF, Grant, Cookiecutter and possibly me(depending on what day) are going to meet up.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

finally my plan to destroy you all will come to fruition

 

[damnromulans]

having your flaccid penis sucked is really sad if it takes too long

LOLOLOLOL.

Marina_K, I faint at the sight of blood too. We must be blood brothers.

@Astrum get her ass to Planned Parenthood ew babies

 

[waif]

How long can you guys go without sex before it starts to become a steady source of moderate frustration/distraction? I'm at about 16 days and I think I'm approaching that point.

 

[Vimana]

I've gone like a month and I'm good.