Males and Females

[Onder]

She needs to make it stand, some girls just don't get it.

 

[mutantllama]

She'll put an iron dildo into your ass and plug it to 500 watts.

And then shove a fork up your cock and put the other end in an outlet.

 

[Onder]

And then shove a fork up your cock and put the other end in an outlet.

Your fantasies are very disturbing lately.

 

[Marina_K]

Umm, I don't tend to kill or even maim people. It's not really my thing. Too much blood and I tend to faint.

 

[mutantllama]

Your fantasies are very disturbing lately.

It's a new thing for me, it makes masturbation more interesting.

 

[Astrum]

met a 23 year old raving pill popping alchoholic preschool teacher named skittles at a club in providence a little while ago..12 weeks after i fucked her, she's 12 weeks pregnant. BAM

 

[Zephyrus]

You post that as if you've gone through this before......actually, I believe you have. Nice job.

 

[mutantllama]

Haha I remember that

 

[Astrum]

you guys have some serious memories in that case. but really though, this girl is fucked. something's telling me to let that one go...

 

[Zephyrus]

Nothing a coathanger can't fix.

By the way, you should join us in Boston next week.

 

[Astrum]

what's in boston?

 

[mutantllama]

V5, Zeph, WAIF, Grant, Cookiecutter and possibly me(depending on what day) are going to meet up.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

finally my plan to destroy you all will come to fruition

 

[damnromulans]

having your flaccid penis sucked is really sad if it takes too long

LOLOLOLOL.

Marina_K, I faint at the sight of blood too. We must be blood brothers.

@Astrum get her ass to Planned Parenthood ew babies

 

[waif]

How long can you guys go without sex before it starts to become a steady source of moderate frustration/distraction? I'm at about 16 days and I think I'm approaching that point.

 

[Vimana]

I've gone like a month and I'm good.

 

[The Ozzman]

It's been about 10 months for me. Y'all are pussies.

 

[Zephyrus]

How long can you guys go without sex before it starts to become a steady source of moderate frustration/distraction? I'm at about 16 days and I think I'm approaching that point.

It's all relative, my friend. When I was with Psychobitch we'd be at it at least four days a week, so when it was approaching even a week of celibacy I was getting anxious and thinking something was wrong.

Now it's been since the end of February and I'm verging on an existential crisis.

Then again, the fact that the last girl I was with never got to the point of sex before she called it off didn't help me at all. At all. Fucking religion. I should have asked more people about her.

 

[Vimana]

I like porn.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

19 years and I still haven't felt the need to give up my weekend hobby of reading about math in order to go bed a lady. No frustration at all, though that will probably change when I finally succumb to the curse of the estrogenic beasts.