Males and Females

[damnromulans]

Mathias, sex with a woman is kinda cool because the vagina lubes itself up. If you finger her the general rule is to use only one finger (the muscles tighten to fit around whatever goes inside, that's why tampons stay in), don't go shoving 2-3 in all at once. Move your finger up like a "come here" movement against the top, it feels weird when you do it sideways or backwards or just poke aimlessly. If there is more than a 6 inch height difference, missionary position can be uncomfortable and weird. I'm sure she knows what she's doing though, let her lead.

 

[Onder]

Mathias, sex with a woman is kinda cool because the vagina lubes itself up. If you finger her the general rule is to use only one finger (the muscles tighten to fit around whatever goes inside, that's why tampons stay in), don't go shoving 2-3 in all at once. Move your finger up like a "come here" movement against the top, it feels weird when you do it sideways or backwards or just poke aimlessly. If there is more than a 6 inch height difference, missionary position can be uncomfortable and weird. I'm sure she knows what she's doing though, let her lead.

I wanked like 1/2 hour ago, but whatever.

 

[Vimana]

I always use two.

 

[Vimana]

Does that include the consent of one's 'main' partner?

Yes.

 

[Cronopio]

Lube is for pussies.




































See what I did there?

 

[The Butt]

A girl I like is trying to get me to go to Montreal for Warped tour. Sad thing is... I'm actually seriously considering it. Faaaack! At least 3OH3! will be playing, bahahaha.

 

[Vimana]

Make haste, your balls might disappear altogether. Fuck her while they're still there!

 

[The Butt]

Lol I doubt I would be able to fuck her. 5-year-difference in our ages and all. :V But she's fuckin fun to talk to and chill with, absolutely adorable girl... I might go if I can con one of my close friends to come with me. Lmao.

 

[Onder]

Sometimes when I wank,.. (// time to decide whether to read on or to skip this post)...

...I imagine this cute little bitch I've only met few times. She's this pretty dancer of some sort and I'd like that ass so much. I don't know why though, there are different butts of different chicks that I see so often and they are pretty too. I don't see a reason why this one should be stuck in my head and make my dick grow faster than angry Hulk. It's round and perfect and I just need that cuteness in the face, I need it to NEED to fuck that chick, to hold her and FUCK the shit out of her., lick it and bury my face between those buttocks. Stay there and wait until my need to get inside her overrides anything in my brain and then torture myself with the NEED, the taste, the smell of her whole body and mainly the fucking butt. People say that some guys like the top more, but I'm a butt guy. I like those round cute things that just want to be held and fucked to madness.

EDIT: URHGGHGHHHHHH.

 

[The Emptier]

._.

 

[The Butt]

Onder, we've all been there man. I know how you feel. I'm a tits guy myself, but a Grade A ass can also drive me into an absolutely primal frenzy.

 

[Onder]

Titties are nice too.

EDIT: Hey Butt, I think you once posted a picture of yourself which I'm not sure if it was legit or not, but you had facial hair there and I would like to see it again, OR a new picture of your facial hair if it hasn't changed. (not for masturbatory purposes)

 

[Cronopio]

Sometimes when I wank,.. (// time to decide whether to read on or to skip this post)...

...I imagine this cute little bitch I've only met few times. She's this pretty dancer of some sort and I'd like that ass so much. I don't know why though, there are different butts of different chicks that I see so often and they are pretty too. I don't see a reason why this one should be stuck in my head and make my dick grow faster than angry Hulk. It's round and perfect and I just need that cuteness in the face, I need it to NEED to fuck that chick, to hold her and FUCK the shit out of her., lick it and bury my face between those buttocks. Stay there and wait until my need to get inside her overrides anything in my brain and then torture myself with the NEED, the taste, the smell of her whole body and mainly the fucking butt. People say that some guys like the top more, but I'm a butt guy. I like those round cute things that just want to be held and fucked to madness.

EDIT: URHGGHGHHHHHH.

I'm so fucking hard right now. Thank you, my sexy malé zvíře.

 

[Onder]

I'm so fucking hard right now. Thank you, my sexy malé zvíře.

No problem bro. Now do what you like with it, choose wisely my friend.

 

[The Butt]

JUST FOR YOU ONDER: img696.imageshack.us/img696/2876/p110531009.jpg

 

[Zephyrus]

Someone be after yer lucky charms?

 

[The Butt]

Jeremy, you have no clue how many kids be after me Charms. Day in, day out, these little shits harass me... for what, some fucking marshmallow cereal? I just wanna live in peace, y'know?

 

[Der Morgenstern]

On a scale of 0 to POTATO FAMINE, how Irish are you?

 

[The Butt]

Bahaha, not that much actually. I'd say about a 3. Fer the most part my ancestry is Polish/Ukrainian. :V

 

[King Richard]

On a scale of 0 to POTATO FAMINE, how Irish are you?

wtf? I lose.

Speaking of pussy though, I need to go get some. I've had a few chicks blow my shit up since mostly everyone knows that I'm single now.