Der Morgenstern
Trailer Park Bacchus
Ask them how many fingers they can stick up their ass and tell them that you know a girl on the internet who can fit eight of them up there.
Any other skinny white dudes have a problem with having to fight off the fatties (esp fat black women, my god they love us) off with a stick? I get probably 10x as many of them hitting on me as I can get the time of day from one thin white/asian woman when I initiate it.
Can we do some kind of mind transfer or something?
Ask them how many fingers they can stick up their ass and tell them that you know a girl on the internet who can fit eight of them up there.
There's really not a whole lot of asians here TBH. I'm sure if I went to Cali I'd be drowning in 'em. As for fat? It's is pretty subjective, but I generally only directly pursue the more petite sizes unless I'm particularly drawn to their personality... so there's definitely a clash there between who's interested in me and who I'm interested in. I'm fairly picky overall on several fronts in addition to body type, and am certainly an acquired taste myself just due to my hobbies and such.
That being said I have a pretty high opinion of myself and wouldn't say I'm terrible with women. It's just a matter of finding the right match and I haven't really been looking in the past year on account of having no money/job. Pretty much stuck in limbo until I get that part of my life started anyway. Women aren't exactly high on the list right now, but I thought I'd contribute to the thread some more =P
Has anyone gotten blind drunk and wound up in the sack with a fat chick then woke up desperately thinking of various ways to get the hell out've there or get her the hell outta there? I've had it happen a couple of times.Not for a few years but I remember fondly the feeling of guilt and the need for a shower,the shame can hang around for a while too especially if you tell friends.
What is the male criteria for "fatties" anyway? Is it determined by number of chins?
You can't even get Asian girls? So many of them have lower than low standards for white guys I would've assumed you were a shoe-in!
Well, it depends on how their weight is distributed.
Where? Pretty much all the asian girls I grew up with were either not interested in anyone except asian guys or were so thoroughly Americanized that they were basically white girls.