Males and Females

[Vimana]

I was just lucky enough to find a zero-bullshit girl..

I broke up with this girl a month after I made this post.

 

[Cronopio]

Girls are for show, Ultimate Metal buddies are forever.

 

[The Butt]

^ Awww, hugs, everybody!

 

[King Richard]

Well that was easy. I've got a couple chicks blowing my shit up, this one chick in particular that I've known since high school pretty much wants my cock.

To clarify what happened: This all started at my friend's house. He was hosting out cookout today and had invited a shit load of people for some reason. I made my rounds talking to everyone and this and that and of course one of the big topics of conversation was that Ashley dumped my ass a few months ago. Next thing I know as I'm driving home I get a few text messages from these girls who got my number through other people there.


What to do...what to do...

 

[Vimana]

The girls.

 

[King Richard]

Hmm, well, menage a trois is on my bucket list...

 

[The Butt]

Fuck their brains out, bro!

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

ok King let's get a number on these girls! 1-10

This Sirs is the new standard.

 

[King Richard]

Based off of what they looked like today, i.e. it was hot as fuck and everyone was sweating their balls off therefore probably not the best case to judge one on their looks (although if they were in bikinis this would be much, much easier), I'd say they're both borderline 8's, but in different ways.

One girl is super skinny, small tits, and around 5'6". Other same height, thicker build with big tits (at least D's). I'd argue smaller tits (for which she shall now be referred to) has a cuter face, whereas big tits just has a "better" looking womanly curvy figure imo.

 

[The Butt]

As you said, there is only one answer... menage a trois. :V

 

[Zephyrus]

I'd personally go for the thicker one. It's my Renaissance standards of beauty.

 

[unknown]

I lol'ed at them being referred to as small tits and big tits

 

[King Richard]

I'm not going to lie, I just like big tits and a nice ass. But small tits is pretty smoking. If small tits had big tits' tits, small tits would be a fucking 10 for sure.

 

[Satanstoenail]

If small tits had big tits' tits, small tits would be a fucking 10 for sure.

If small tits had big tits tits she'd have four tits and big tits wouldn't have any tits tits.

And that'd just be weird.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I love the A cup 5'6 125 with the round ass.

 

[The Butt]

If small tits had big tits tits she'd have four tits and big tits wouldn't have any tits tits.

And that'd just be weird.

I'm imagining big tits now (or at least, a chick with Rick's specifications, since I have not seen what big tits looks like), titless, with gaping wounds where her big tits used to be. Metal as fuck. There should be a metal album about sawing a chick's tits off.

 

[voilenoir]

This is epic and amazing.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

The whole show is hilarious! The first part isnt about men and women but the majority of his set is and its great!

King you'll love it



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[The Butt]

"Sick twisted lust, bloody fantasy / Demented replays in my mind of the goreshow that's to be / Pinned down, strapped down, now it can begin / Grab my worn-out rusted blade, commit some bloody fucking sin / Surgical incision, never mind the mess / Horrifying display, sever her fucking breeeeeasts"

 

[damnromulans]

My love life is officially better than awesome. Man-Purse and I participated in a donut eating contest (I won), played "Orion" together on guitar and violin (something I've been dying to do for years), and made googly eyes at each other nonstop from Friday night til this afternoon.

/Dakryn