Males and Females

[SentinelSlain]

Kisses.

 

[Cronopio]

Anne Hathaway and Masuimi Max's love child, from the looks of it.

Is flirting considered a bad habit? I always thought people who were smart knew how to use it to charm others into giving them what they want.

Anne Hathaway has a big mouth. Just sayin'.

 

[damnromulans]

She does. She went to my college a couple years before I did and I once met a guy who did coke off her bare butt at a party.

 

[Cronopio]

No really?

 

[The Ozzman]

That's almost as great as snorting coke off a dead hooker's ass

 

[voilenoir]

I wonder too, is it a bad habit? Sometimes I am just nice to people.. laugh when they are funny and touch them on the arm or something and people totally think I am flirting and Im not. Its just how I am.

Is flirting considered a bad habit? I always thought people who were smart knew how to use it to charm others into giving them what they want.

 

[Mort Divine]

Turns out that this guy-who-I-was-hanging-out-with-last-night's sister apparently likes me, and him and the other people I was there with were all, "Aw yeah, you'd be good with her etc etc etc" but I guess she's got a boyfriend or something.

Bah, she was p. cute.

 

[The Emptier]

Holy shit dude, is there a sequel to that story?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

You know, i'm not really planning to do coke at any point in my life, but if i had the chance to snort it off a dead hooker's ass i don't think i could pass that shit up

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Had some female friends of mine assist me as I sent some drunken text messages to a girl I liked. I actually didn't even do anything, they typed the texts out themselves.

 

[The Emptier]

Good call, now you won't feel bad if you have to pull a "oh my friend sent that" jig

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I looked through them, nothing embarrassing was sent. The girl was totally trying to impress me when my friends asked her what kind of music she liked. She sounded like she knew I was an elitist asshole and tried to make herself look like one as well. My friends said that I listen to death metal and that I didn't expect her to understand a few bands that I listed. She responded saying that she "likes to kill people, pop balloons, and switch people's mail." Then when I asked her if she was single and stuff she said she was "pretty seriously" talking to some bro.

Signals Jerry! Signals!

 

[The Butt]

So the girl I like, likes CoB, old In Flames, and complimented me on one of my ambient tracks.

I AM IN LURVES

 

[Zephyrus]

The last girl I dated did the same thing...tried to impress me by repeating "I love metal" over and over. Didn't work out, I'm afraid.

 

[The Butt]

Nah, this girl actually does like a bit of metal... not only that but she actually has decent taste in non-metal also, it's pretty grand. On the other hand though, I wish she "tried to impress me", as sadly, she doesn't really seem to be interested in me in that way. Such is life I guess. :/

 

[Dak]

Be wary of women who only listen to metal because they are in an "angry place" in their lives. Their love for metal will be inversely proportionate to how well your relationship/the rest of their life is going.

 

[Matt]

That's almost as great as snorting coke off a dead hooker's ass

 

[damnromulans]

Be wary of women who only listen to metal because they are in an "angry place" in their lives. Their love for metal will be inversely proportionate to how well your relationship/the rest of their life is going.

Same with women who love Jesus H. Christ too much.

Got hit on tonight by a gross dude I mercifully offered to play violin for. "I hope I can meet a hot nerdy Asian chick" is not a good pickup line. I won't be accompanying him on any more stupid terrible cover songs again.

It sucks when you meet someone who has great taste in metal or whatever that you share but is lacking in every other area. I think it is a turn-on if someone at least knows what metal is.

Sorry I am drunk

 

[MetalliFio]

Be wary of women who only listen to metal because they are in an "angry place" in their lives. Their love for metal will be inversely proportionate to how well your relationship/the rest of their life is going.

Not wrong. Well, at 16 I was not really happy, very alone and very shy as well. My sister offered me 'I Was Made For Lovin' You' of KISS and since that time I began to love hard rock and metal. Had a 'break' for few decades and I'm back to metal since I'm on myspace and discovered several artists, Domain first, follow by a lot of other ones Strangely, I'm back to metal since 2008, the year after I had a lot of difficulties in my love life, cause of some stupid guys on internet I'm now very happy - with no man around me - and more than never a metal fan

 

[Vimana]

The chick Jimmy posted on the last page looks kinda like a hot version of Amy Winehouse. I don't find Amy Winehouse attractive, but I dig chicks with issues. Not all issues and not all girls, but I'd rather go for a girl that isn't completely stable for some reason. If a girl has no issues I just get bored. Meh.