Males and Females

[The Butt]

Well done, Derek.

 

[Zephyrus]

Red Sox win World Series.
Chinese Democracy released.
Derek gets laid.

What's left?

 

[Onder]

jesus fucking christ

 

[Dak]

He never came, doesn't count.

 

[unknown]

technically

 

[Srontgorrth]

Congrats to Derek.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

wtf

 

[Cronopio]

Congratulations, Derek. As I recall, I was also 22 at the time I lost my virginity. Don't remember the positions and all that, just that we literally tore the curtains down.

 

[The Ozzman]

What a thing to read on a Friday after work..

 

[Satanstoenail]

What a thing to read..

 

[Vimana]

Fuck. I'd love to have sex that spontaneously happens during an otherwise casual social encounter. All the times I had sex were planned. FUCK. But congratulations, Derek.

 

[The Ozzman]

What a thing to..

 

[Vimana]

 

[~Derek~]

Thanks everyone for the congratulations.

 

[Draehl]

You have to realize that it‘s your fucking mission to do things that you enjoy thinking about while masturbating. Just do the things that make you horny. Thinking about whether she likes it or not is overrated. She will like it when you will. That is 1) the truth, and also 2) it makes you a male. That turns her on. Spread that ass and lick the cunt. Then just finger her button and tell her she‘s a fucking slut. And when she‘s near orgasm, spit on her face and when she tries to wipe it off with something, just don‘t let her. She will fucking love it, and then just shove your dick into her mouth and suffocate her with your cum.

Well that theory does support why you always see the assholes with a woman on their shoulder. I guess we could go into some evolutionary drivel how women are predisposed to whatever the guy needs to get his rocks off to propagate the species. Et cetera.

 

[Alongside Death]

My girlfriend was talking shit about spanking and pulling her hair during sex. Turns out it was bullshit, she likes it so Onder has a point.

 

[Pessimism]

Lol Derek. Well, I'm glad you had a good time at least

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Well that theory does support why you always see the assholes with a woman on their shoulder. I guess we could go into some evolutionary drivel how women are predisposed to whatever the guy needs to get his rocks off to propagate the species. Et cetera.

That has some slightly absurd implications. Clearly women are not ok with literally any kind of behavior toward them by their partners. Even if we're just talking about sex i'm sure there are some behaviors that are just off-limits for most women.

A better theory might be that the average man enjoys demonstrating his physical power during sex, and the average woman enjoys experiencing the man's physical power in some fashion. The specifics (or degree) of her enjoyment still depend on her values.

 

[Pessimism]

Grant, obviously more dick(s?) = more pleasure.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Clearly the quality of the dicks in question takes precedence (i.e. their similarity to my own).