Males and Females

[Zephyrus]

Update.

Hot girl and I hung out in the library and grabbed coffee for a bit today before she was off to class. She just texted me thanking me for hanging out, smiley face, blah blah. Good sign.

She was very enthusiastic about my invitation to see the Muppet movie with me Friday night. So far it's ambiguous whether she thinks this is a "date" or that there is any mutual "romantic" interest, but we'll see how the week goes. It's clear she thinks I'm awesome but I can't tell what she means by that. I can't make any assumptions until it's made blatantly clear. My plan after seeing the movie is to straight up ask her if she "likes" me, and that should be the greatest hurtle and I'll know whether this will go any further, obviously.

On the other hand, religious ex-girlfriend just texted me (after I had taught Greek class that she's in) that I "possess gifts of knowledge to be a great man of God." My interpretation is that she is desperately wishing I become spiritual so we can be together. I texted back with a very polite, but very secular response. But at some point this week I have to sit down with her and tell her that we are to be just friends henceforth and that spiritual fulfillment is not what I'm seeking.

All about timing this week. Wish me luck.

 

[sevag00]

Muppet show? Now that's gay.

EDIT: j/k bro. Have fun.

 

[Vimana]

I laughed at the Muppet movie, but good luck anyway. You're still getting more action than me. You can be spiritual without believing in the supernatural, but I see that your ex isn't really interested in secular spirituality for you. Lay down the law without attacking her beliefs, and hopefully she'll get the message.

 

[King Richard]

Next time she stays at your place, get the mood set just right; candles lit, wine, some epic music playing in the background. Enter the room, calm and smooth, glaring into her eyes, with your dick hanging out, semi-hard, walk right up to her and WHA-PAP! Cock slap that ho. $100 says she yells JESUS CHRIST! And your only response will be, "fuck yea..."

 

[Srontgorrth]

 

[SentinelSlain]

I love tuesdays. Fuck do I love tuesdays. All because of women.

 

[Matt]

Serious question to anyone who is in/was in a long-term relationship: do you ever get bored with sex? And if so, how did you fix the problem?

 

[Dak]

Define bored.

 

[Matt]

Like not being able to bust or it taking a lot longer to get to that point.

 

[SentinelSlain]

If you'd been with someone for ages and ages, wouldn't you know all of each other's little turn ons and perversions etc? Making bringing them to climax easier? Not that I know anything about long term relationships or long term sex partners. I mean weird stuff like wearing a police uniform or saying "no!!" or biting / scratching etc.

 

[Zephyrus]

I didn't, but my girlfriend did (that is, took longer to climax) so I ended up having to finger her clit while fucking her most of the time to bring her to that. Then she bought a vibrator to use on it with the same method. She also tried getting me to talk dirty during sex and do increasingly kinky things, which was not in my nature to do but I made my best effort to oblige. I put up with it because the satisfaction of making her climax was one of the most valuable things to me.

 

[Vimana]

Serious question to anyone who is in/was in a long-term relationship: do you ever get bored with sex?

Yes.

And if so, how did you fix the problem?

Leaving the person. Well, that's not why I did it, but it fixed the problem.

 

[Dak]

Like not being able to bust or it taking a lot longer to get to that point.

Sounds more indicative of other problems in the relationship than a purely sexual problem.

As SS said, after sometime in a relationship, partners should know at least a few sure methods of achieving arousal/orgasm in their partners.

Edit: IMO, if you HAVE to "spice things up" just to get off, I would look at other areas of the relationship for root problems.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

My wife and I both get off in about 5 minutes at this point. I actually preferred the old days where we could fuck for almost an hour before climax. Old age really kills your mojo I guess.

 

[The Ozzman]

I can't get off while wearing a condom, so..

 

[Dak]

Buy thinner condoms.

 

[Vimana]

I just talked to my ex. Joe, why you break up with pretty, nice, intelligent girl?

 

[waif]

Serious question to anyone who is in/was in a long-term relationship: do you ever get bored with sex? And if so, how did you fix the problem?

Today I had an early class and my girlfriend slept over. We were up really late last night, so I was tired as hell when I got home. Just wanted to go to sleep, but she wanted to have sex...did it, took forever to get off, and then she wanted to talk afterwards. FFFFFFFFFFFFFU

Anyhow...pretty much try different shit. Spank them or make them shout angry things in German or stick it in their ass (this might not be helpful advice for you) or do it in a really inappropriate place or get high and do it or just try different stuff.

My speculation on this (not really scientific at all) is that we (at least men) are programmed to want to fuck a lot of different people and so we eventually get bored with just one person, so you have to fool your penis into thinking it's someone else by doing it differently or wearing KKK outfits or something.

Edit: IMO, if you HAVE to "spice things up" just to get off, I would look at other areas of the relationship for root problems.

Yeah, maybe read the bible for some advice?
This is retarded. It's like saying that if you need to order a different dish every now and then when you go to your favorite restaurant, the problem is the chef.

 

[Dak]

Yeah, maybe read the bible for some advice?
This is retarded. It's like saying that if you need to order a different dish every now and then when you go to your favorite restaurant, the problem is the chef.

I said if you HAVE to. That means you can't get off without it. Don't start jumping to conclusions and thinking I'm suggesting only doing it missionary with the lights off.

 

[waif]

If you can't get off without weird shit you might have a problem with your junk. Or a mental block. It's not necessarily a problem with the relationship.