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^ I think he means the fact that you mentioned autobiography already implies he would be writing it. He was joking.

Cyth, if you wrote an autobiography I would buy it.

Fixed.
 
I have absolutely no sex drive whatsoever and haven't for a long time. I suspect it's because I've been feeling depressed/irritable for weeks and am taking BC pills. Even dancing really intimately while drunk with a hot random stranger who was really muscular and wanted the krampus to Joy Division didn't make me want to do him, it just made me feel gay and romantic.

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@Cythraul you would definitely have an interesting autobiography. That bar sounds horrible and that chick sounds like a psycho - it's one thing to develop a tolerance for gore but you should never get off on it.
 
Hopefully it was the moral compass kicking in because she was sex-dancing with a muscular guy who wanted to fuck her that wasn't her purse-toting boyfriend.
 
Pessimism said:
Hopefully it was the moral compass kicking in because she was sex-dancing with a muscular guy who wanted to fuck her that wasn't her purse-toting boyfriend.
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Dancing is just dancing brah!

I possess no moral compass that I am aware of. Man-Purse is the first person I haven't massively cheated/affaired on.
 
krampus said:
Dancing is just dancing brah!

I possess no moral compass that I am aware of. Man-Purse is the first person I haven't massively cheated/affaired on.
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You know, I generally think you're cool, but then you go and say stuff like that. :erk:
 
Oh right. I'm 23 now, and I met Man-Purse at the beginning of my third year of college when I was 19. I only had one serious relationship before him and a series of people I dated but didn't care much about and I cheated on all of them because let's face it I was probably too immature/not serious enough to be in a relationship at that time. I was a late bloomer datingwise because I was not on the radar until I was almost 17 and it took a while for my self-esteem to go from that of a fat mallgoth to that of a normal looking girl.
 
So why did you cheat so much early on, was it part of the whole self esteem thing? Or just the immaturity, or a combination of the two?
 
krampus said:
@Cythraul you would definitely have an interesting autobiography. That bar sounds horrible and that chick sounds like a psycho - it's one thing to develop a tolerance for gore but you should never get off on it.
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Nothing wrong with morbid curiosity but I sure as hell am not having relations with a chick that "gets off" to gore. :)
 
she was obviously sad of missing all the years of being a hambeast and then someone actually wanted to put a weeny in her and she craved that feeling and didn't know how long that feeling could last till she became a japanese hambeast again so she just jumped on any weeny she could find.
 
@Srontgorrth not sure, I think it was mostly a matter of not being ready to settle down.

@rms haha are you a native speaker? I'm not one for jumping on just any weeny and you'll be disappointed to know that I can count all my weenies on one hand. Also I couldn't be less concerned about being able to find weenies.
 
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