Males and Females

[Krigloch the Furious]

excellent

 

[Episteme]

It is an established fact that Episteme's girlfriend is a desirable joo.

Seriously though, Episteme, I think your gf looks pretty nice. I'm actually semi-hard right now. I can't get all the way hard because you're in the picture. I'm going to have to crop you out of it, ok?

Oh damn. I thought you were hard for me.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

So an update on the chick I was going after...
She wants nothing to do with me, and basically hungout with me on Saturday because she was too nice to say no.

 

[Cythraul]

Oh damn. I thought you were hard for me.

Well, apparently HamburgerBoy is. :zombie:

 

[Episteme]

True that. :zombie:

 

[damnromulans]

So an update on the chick I was going after...
She wants nothing to do with me, and basically hungout with me on Saturday because she was too nice to say no.

How did you find this out? Bummer.

Episteme and his gf would have really amazing looking babies.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

How did you find this out? Bummer.

extremely easy to tell just by talking to her on the phone.
dont really blame her.

 

[Cythraul]

 

[damnromulans]

T_T

Next! TBH Krig you're not a bad looking guy

edit: and you're very good at singing CASCADA

 

[Episteme]

Shit that sucks Krig. Easier said than done, but just take the "rejection" and just move on. It's abit difficult if you do work with her though, it'll definitely be slightly more awkward. Just carry on as you do normally. Again... easier said than done.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

not sure what cascada is...
my expectations are pretty low. So im fine.

 

[rms]

episteme looks like an actor that I cannot put my finger on at this present time, very unsettling

 

[Mort Divine]

episteme looks like an actor that I cannot put my finger on at this present time, very unsettling

He looks kinda like Kal Penn.

 

[Chanakya]

He looks kinda like Kal Penn.

Eyes.... don't... open... wide... enough.

 

[Episteme]

I've got bigger eyes than the average yellow person

 

[damnromulans]

Episteme

Kal Penn

Mort, just because they both have black hair doesn't mean they look alike. Fucking "all Asians look the same"

This is Man-Purse like 3 years ago. Some random friend of a friend gave me his metal jacket for no reason so naturally I put it on MP.

 

[Mort Divine]

Similar noses, similar eyes, similar jaw line (Kal just has a more flat chin), eyebrows are near identical, and the hair, it isn't a stretch to make the comparison.

 

[entanglement]

Similar noses, similar eyes, similar jaw line (Kal just has a more flat chin), eyebrows are near identical, and the hair, it isn't a stretch to make the comparison.

NONE of those features are even close to identical. You're pushing it to justify a shot in the dark.

 

[Dak]

He looks much more similar to Chow Yun-Fat

Although probably no more than any white person looks like another amirite Episteme?

 

[Episteme]

Chow Yun Fat? /facepalm