Males and Females

[monoxide_child]

so
i run into this girl at www.ourcalling.org and i told her "hey, i found your underwear" and she said "don't worry about it just throw them away", i think she was with the guy she was panhandling with and this guy next to her was clearly her new boy toy, and it was kinda weird for me seeing this woman go from having sex with some other guy to having sex with me to having sex with a 3rd guy in 48 hours, but really only because she's clearly not trying to be any kind of hooker/escort/prostitute, she's just being a skanky slut

i saw her again, again trying to panhandle for beer money (think she's an alchoholic) she complained that some under-the-table-job-that hires homeless people refused to hire her when they saw her perscription bottle for bi-polar med, and she asked me to buy her "stripper shoes" so she could return to being a stripper, she'd left a bag of clothes at my camp when we got up Sunday morning and this morning she said she wasn't worried about them because she's already got new clothes (new to her) and that she hadn't made it to my camp to pick up her clothes because my camp was too far away and her feet hurt from walking around because she has no bus money

What the hell kind of life do you lead?

a life that isn't boring, except being stuck in the parking garage for 2 hours yesterday because of the tornado warning, that was as boring as hell, also i am posing for a painting Sunday

monoxide_child is a combo of Onder, Death Delirium, and slougfegkillers rolled into one package.

should i feel complimented or offended?

Cool. Three of my favorite flavors in one.

awesome

what a charming, cultured lady monoxide_child has. i bet she has anal panhandling orgies in the backrooms of churches

i've never seen her do anal, i've never seen her have sex for money, never seen her have sex with more than one person at a time, and i've never seen her INSIDE an actual church building, the church-type-free-food-things i've seen her go to were held outdoors

You're a combo of zabu of nΩd and boy george.

ha ha ha

 

[monoxide_child]

i saw her again, again trying to panhandle for beer money (think she's an alchoholic) she complained that some under-the-table-job-that hires homeless people refused to hire her when they saw her perscription bottle for bi-polar med, and she asked me to buy her "stripper shoes" so she could return to being a stripper, she'd left a bag of clothes at my camp when we got up Sunday morning and this morning she said she wasn't worried about them because she's already got new clothes (new to her) and that she hadn't made it to my camp to pick up her clothes because my camp was too far away and her feet hurt from walking around because she has no bus money
i've never seen her do anal, i've never seen her have sex for money, never seen her have sex with more than one person at a time, and i've never seen her INSIDE an actual church building, the church-type-free-food-things i've seen her go to were held outdoors

she just came into the building where i'm at and got online, not sure what floor she's on though, mostly cuz i don't really care

 

[Master_Yoda77]

That was a compliment. Onder, DD, and sloughfegkillers are some of my favorite people on this board.

 

[monoxide_child]

That was a compliment. Onder, DD, and sloughfegkillers are some of my favorite people on this board.

because i've been looking at your profile pic of george from seinfeld in a russian hat, i've only just now noticed that your screenname is "master yoda" which is awesome

 

[monoxide_child]

she just came into the building where i'm at and got online, not sure what floor she's on though, mostly cuz i don't really care

i just saw her in an ankle-length flowy, puffy skirt, and it was as weird as hell, she usually wears spandex-tight pants

 

[The Ozzman]

monoxide child should get his own thread

 

[N_Rattlehead]

because i've been looking at your profile pic of george from seinfeld in a russian hat, i've only just now noticed that your screenname is "master yoda" which is awesome

My buddy has a hat like that, and he decided that it would be a good idea to walk in on his birthday, with no shirt on, wearing that hat saying "Ready to Party" in a Russian accent.

 

[SentinelSlain]

So a load of posts got deleted? haha

I will never allow myself to run out of condoms again. Last night was a torturous denial of pleasure.

 

[Death Aflame]

In undergrad I used to have Zeph's outlook on cooking: a means to an end.

In the last year or so I've really grown to like cooking delicious and interesting things. A lot of this can be attributed to my gf encouraging me to try some recipes from cookbooks. And damn, do quality ingredients and appropriate spices make a huge difference. One of my favorite dishes has been Prosciutto-wrapped Chicken breasts with sage topped with Fontina cheese with noodles and salad on the side.

I do the majority of cooking in our relationship, but I am definitely not as culinarily inclined as she is. When she makes something it tends to blow my mind. She made American thanksgiving for us (we live in Canada--she's American, I'm Canadian) and it was incredible. There is something very intimate about cooking together, or for one another. Guys don't underestimate that power when you are cooking for your ladyfriends. As cliche as it is, girls love it when you seem like you know your way around a kitchen.

 

[SentinelSlain]

The cooking thing is actually pissing me off. I really wish my girlfriend could and was enthusiastic about cooking for me. Fuck do I hate cooking. Anyway, we're an item now so I can (mentally) retract some of my other whines that disgrace the pages of this thread. I have someone who I actually like *cannons fire in salute*.

 

[damnromulans]

I met PP's whole family this weekend. His mom grows potted plant and is an unbelievably great cook, and her boyfriend is a blind sculptor. His dad took us to the AA sober club and his sister is a huge Talking Heads fan who goes fishing and collects wild mushrooms every day.

They are totally awesome and I think I made a good impression. WINNING

 

[SentinelSlain]

Oh and I'm 21 today. Woohoo. I've quit alcohol too.

 

[King Richard]

Oh and I'm 21 today. Woohoo. I've quit alcohol too.

Happy birthday, pussy. No one likes a quitter.

 

[Einherjar86]

I met PP's whole family this weekend. His mom grows potted plant and is an unbelievably great cook, and her boyfriend is a blind sculptor. His dad took us to the AA sober club and his sister is a huge Talking Heads fan who goes fishing and collects wild mushrooms every day.

What kinda sick, twisted Bob Dylan song is this?

 

[damnromulans]

Right?! I thought he was a compulsive liar when I first met him because of his family stories and descriptions of them, but it's all real.

 

[CF87]

Oh and I'm 21 today. Woohoo. I've quit alcohol too.

Bullshit. That's what everyone says.

 

[Zephyrus]

Not as difficult as you think. I don't drink alone anymore and only do so socially. Yes, that's partly because I smoke weed a lot more regularly, but even then I've just not been inclined to drink so much as I used to. Probably for the best, of course.

 

[Draehl]

My recently updated top 10 list. Sorry Mila Kunis, you're off in favor of random commercial actress.

Morgan Smith Goodwin (Chick from recent Wendy's Guacamole Burger commercial below)
Zooey Deschanel
Jenna Lee (Daytime Fox News show)
Karen Gillan (Dr. Who, I've watched some of this annoying show for her!)
Rose Byrne
Jessica Jung (SNSD Korean pop group)
Amber Heard
Judy Greer
Benita Robledo (Chick from the Lowe's Commercial "righty tighty!")
Beth Riesgraf (Blonde in Leverage)

 

[King Richard]

Not as difficult as you think. I don't drink alone anymore and only do so socially. Yes, that's partly because I smoke weed a lot more regularly, but even then I've just not been inclined to drink so much as I used to. Probably for the best, of course.

You're probably right. I don't drink solo anymore either.

My recently updated top 10 list. Sorry Mila Kunis, you're off in favor of random commercial actress.

Morgan Smith Goodwin (Chick from recent Wendy's Guacamole Burger commercial below)

Zooey Deschanel

Jenna Lee (Daytime Fox News show)

Karen Gillan (Dr. Who, I've watched some of this annoying show for her!)

Rose Byrne

Jessica Jung (SNSD Korean pop group)

Amber Heard

Judy Greer

Benita Robledo (Chick from the Lowe's Commercial "righty tighty!")

Beth Riesgraf (Blonde in Leverage)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uCG2jH9Lx8

Wtf bro, you can't post a list of hot chicks and not supply us with pictures.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Would hit Amber Heard hard (her lady can join in to).