Males and Females

Better experiment (they kinda did this on house): Random pic of a male model (although try to make it look not stolen), but make the profile really nerdy and loserish. Then, awkwardly message girls and see what happens.
 
a few weeks ago a girl is in my hotel room breaking up with her boyfriend on the phone, i'm sitting there thinking that she's breaking up with him (in front of me and in MY hotel room) so she can date me, but then she "just wants to be friends" and a week later she gets back together with this guy, and now she's still calling me 3 times every fucking day talking about her boyfriend in every single fucking conversation

also
when i went to A-kon i got a chicks phone number
i'm thinking she's giving me her number cuz she wants to fuck me it's one of those young chicks that texts instead of talking on the phone
and she started texting about her boyfriend
what the hell???
 
monoxide_child said:
a few weeks ago a girl is in my hotel room breaking up with her boyfriend on the phone, i'm sitting there thinking that she's breaking up with him (in front of me and in MY hotel room) so she can date me, but then she "just wants to be friends" and a week later she gets back together with this guy, and now she's still calling me 3 times every fucking day talking about her boyfriend in every single fucking conversation

also
when i went to A-kon i got a chicks phone number
i'm thinking she's giving me her number cuz she wants to fuck me it's one of those young chicks that texts instead of talking on the phone
and she started texting about her boyfriend
what the hell???
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I hate it when shit like that happens. I was (still am) friends with this one chick who I really liked, and I used to openly flirt with her, but all she'd talk about was this damn retard she had the hots for. W.T.F. :bah:
 
WeAreInFlames said:
Better experiment (they kinda did this on house): Random pic of a male model (although try to make it look not stolen), but make the profile really nerdy and loserish. Then, awkwardly message girls and see what happens.
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So we just change it from somewhat awkward and loserish and not-so-awkwardly message them? There's two schools of thought... do you try to make yourself look as awesome as possible only to disappoint or do you under promise and over deliver? Traditionally I like the latter but I'm starting to lean towards the former as I've only had one real good conversation with anyone on here. You've got to open the door before you can attempt to walk through.

Anyway, the experiment has yet to begin, I haven't had time to do it, but probably will later then week when I'm off. I'll keep you posted.
 
monoxide_child said:
a few weeks ago a girl is in my hotel room breaking up with her boyfriend on the phone, i'm sitting there thinking that she's breaking up with him (in front of me and in MY hotel room) so she can date me, but then she "just wants to be friends" and a week later she gets back together with this guy, and now she's still calling me 3 times every fucking day talking about her boyfriend in every single fucking conversation

also
when i went to A-kon i got a chicks phone number
i'm thinking she's giving me her number cuz she wants to fuck me it's one of those young chicks that texts instead of talking on the phone
and she started texting about her boyfriend
what the hell???
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The power of the penis is not with you young padawan.
 
Draele said:
So we just change it from somewhat awkward and loserish and not-so-awkwardly message them? There's two schools of thought... do you try to make yourself look as awesome as possible only to disappoint or do you under promise and over deliver? Traditionally I like the latter but I'm starting to lean towards the former as I've only had one real good conversation with anyone on here. You've got to open the door before you can attempt to walk through.

Anyway, the experiment has yet to begin, I haven't had time to do it, but probably will later then week when I'm off. I'll keep you posted.
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I'm saying create a profile that presents as an extremely handsome but undatable guy.
 
Some hot stud, with a caption like

"I will only speak with females of otherworldly origin. This includes but is not limited to: faeries, wytches, elven lasses, centauresses, mermaidens, mages of the sacred spirit, and wolven harlots. If you have a BMI of 20 or higher, I am not interested in your excess fat."
 
I am 100% certain that women would be all over that if there were good pictures.
 
Don't use a model. Just find a model-looking guy from a random social networking site with a public account. That way it would look more realistic than shots of a shirtless dude with chiseled abs looking thoughtfully at a sunset on a Jamaican beach.
 
lol I'm talking to a friend in the Navy in Sasebo, he nutted in some girl because he was so drunk he thought he was wearing a condom. This is his morning-after message to her:

"Ayumi! I need to make sure you are not pregnant. Condom failed. Will you let me know if you get period? I hope all is okay with you!"
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I did a 100% rewrite on my OkCupid page and went with a new picture and deleted all the old. I thought this would lead to more traffic, but it didn't really. I guess in a location with so many users, girls are getting so many messages that they just don't browse profiles. Frustrating.
 
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