Males and Females

[crimsonfloyd]

...and my ex FINALLY moves out, six months after I told her it wasn't gonna work out. Happy to be single and happy to have some silence at home.

 

[CF87]

Man that's not normal. Referring to a person you've never met as your girlfriend is fucking bizarre.

No doubt. What a loser weirdo. No wonder she blocked him.

 

[monoxide_child]

those methods would work only if i had NEVER seen their face previously, for even a second. the mere knowledge of their ugliness would kill my erection. they'd also need great bodies.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Oh man, Internet girlfriends ain't nothing but mad hassle, mirite.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

...and my ex FINALLY moves out, six months after I told her it wasn't gonna work out. Happy to be single and happy to have some silence at home.

Six months with an ex!?!?!? wtf! You deserve an award Sir.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

For being a pushover?

 

[crimsonfloyd]

For being a pushover?

You can't just kick someone out onto the streets because you don't want to be with them anymore. She really didn't have anywhere else to go and was unemployed at the time. We'd been together for five years, so I think it was fair to give her time to get herself together. Just throwing her out would have been pretty classless.

 

[SentinelSlain]

You should have become friends with benefits

 

[arg]

yep i was tapping that

 

[Master_Yoda77]

You need more pics of you fucking her.

 

[Dak]

I thought you didnt fuck trannys.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Probably a silly question, but is she a hooker? If so, your standards have slipped.

 

[damnromulans]

Good god.

 

[Onder]

I like her tbh.

 

[arg]

i guess her nose is a little big

 

[Onder]

i guess her nose is a little big

Nah, her nose is good. The only thing I would complain about is the hair color, it could be more natural. Otherwise I really like her. I know that most men wouldn't consider her the prettiest, but she's definitely my type.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Those girls we were talking to at the pub were both better looking than her. The brunette kurva with the big sexy ass who made you pay for her drink/glass was hotter too.

 

[Onder]

Those girls we were talking to at the pub were both better looking than her. The brunette kurva with the big sexy ass who made you pay for her drink/glass was hotter too.

I disagree. The one with the drink was ugly imo. My neighbor kurva might be on the same level. The blonde one you were hitting on was just alright.

Aug-whore = Onder-neighbor > blonde kurva > spilled drink kurva.

 

[CF87]

That chick is deff not hawt.

 

[SentinelSlain]

She's kind of gnome like. I can imagine her being a character in an rpg.