Males and Females

[The Butt]

Is this the internet relationship? Have you actually met her in person?

It was the internet relationship, and no I hadn't. We made plans though next summer to do so.

But fuck it. She's a bitch, I just got blocked for absolutely no reason at all. Bitches ain't shit.

 

[Satanstoenail]

It was the internet relationship, and no I hadn't. We made plans though next summer to do so.

But fuck it. She's a bitch, I just got blocked for absolutely no reason at all. Bitches ain't shit.

Man that's not normal. Referring to a person you've never met as your girlfriend is fucking bizarre. We'd all love to hook up with someone and be happy, but inventing a relationship with someone you're chatting to on the internet is akin to having an imaginary friend or sleeping with a blow-up doll. For all you know your "girlfriend" is/was Frank, a 56 year old overweight unemployed factory worker with strange fetishes and a lot of time on his hands.

 

[The Butt]

We've Skyped quite a few times, so I know she was who she claimed to be.

But eh. We're done, so it matters not.

 

[Onder]

It was the internet relationship, and no I hadn't. We made plans though next summer to do so.

But fuck it. She's a bitch, I just got blocked for absolutely no reason at all. Bitches ain't shit.

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[Satanstoenail]

We've Skyped quite a few times, so I know she was who she claimed to be.

-Cue Frank's daughter, who has been promised a trip to McDonalds for dinner if she will chat with you on Skype for a while. Frank sits just out of shot, quietly masturbating into his own feces.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

...and my ex FINALLY moves out, six months after I told her it wasn't gonna work out. Happy to be single and happy to have some silence at home.

 

[CF87]

Man that's not normal. Referring to a person you've never met as your girlfriend is fucking bizarre.

No doubt. What a loser weirdo. No wonder she blocked him.

 

[monoxide_child]

those methods would work only if i had NEVER seen their face previously, for even a second. the mere knowledge of their ugliness would kill my erection. they'd also need great bodies.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Oh man, Internet girlfriends ain't nothing but mad hassle, mirite.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

...and my ex FINALLY moves out, six months after I told her it wasn't gonna work out. Happy to be single and happy to have some silence at home.

Six months with an ex!?!?!? wtf! You deserve an award Sir.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

For being a pushover?

 

[crimsonfloyd]

For being a pushover?

You can't just kick someone out onto the streets because you don't want to be with them anymore. She really didn't have anywhere else to go and was unemployed at the time. We'd been together for five years, so I think it was fair to give her time to get herself together. Just throwing her out would have been pretty classless.

 

[SentinelSlain]

You should have become friends with benefits

 

[arg]

yep i was tapping that

 

[Master_Yoda77]

You need more pics of you fucking her.

 

[Dak]

I thought you didnt fuck trannys.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Probably a silly question, but is she a hooker? If so, your standards have slipped.

 

[damnromulans]

Good god.

 

[Onder]

I like her tbh.

 

[arg]

i guess her nose is a little big