Males and Females

[Onder]

Yoda or you could ask your mother to show you tits.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

awesome, well done!

 

[divine_torture]

Saw the girl I was humping again today. She had her daughter, so there was no sweet sweet hole for me this time. She said she came by Saturday but I wasn't at home (I was at the gym). Damn. So she said after Wednesday she'll come by again. We agreed on being nothing more than fuck buddies. I'm so very ok with that.

 

[arg]

*bump*

 

[Satanstoenail]

Come on, Yoda, you know that doesn't count.

A man has to start somewhere.

 

[monoxide_child]

Again,the majority probably do, they just wont date you.

after i move into my apt (the day after thanksgiving) me getting laid won't be a problem

i'm still occasionally hanging out with the girl that wants me but is paranoid about getting arested for public lewdness/indecent exposure

when i move into my apt i'll be able to start banging her again

and i'm still hanging out with the 11 people that are sort of a "couple" so my new apt might start being used for orgies

i'm still going to www.thechurchdallas.com and since none of those people know about me sleeping outside, i'll prolly be able to get laid when i go to the Dallas Fetish Ball

 

[Zephyrus]

Making girls cream themselves with my Latin and history skills on OKC.

 

[monoxide_child]

waiting to go to the Dallas Fetish Ball because i'll prolly be able to get laid in the building

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Making girls cream themselves with my Latin and history skills on OKC.

 

[Zephyrus]

Especially when she has a name that is related to that of the Roman general who captured Syracuse in the First Punic War and accidentally killed Archimedes.

 

[Zephyrus]

Been messaging back and forth with another one. I totally found a female ancient history nerd, and good looking too. She lives in Cedar Rapids where I'm happening to be attending a Greek tragedy being performed on Friday. I dropped a hint that she may want to go. Haha.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Does she have any cute single friends as well?

 

[wandering_taco]

HI DO YOU HAVE ANY CUTE SINGLE FRIENDS FOR MY CUTE SINGLE INTERNET FRIEND? HE HAS HAIR.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Hair. He has it.

 

[Krow]

Does she have any cute single friends as well?

You grew up in the wrong place. I'm not sure I'll ever rec wv for anything else but plenty pretty girl's here love big hairy goofy guys. Not sure why exactly but its true.

 

[monoxide_child]

what the hell is this guy's name??
i haven't seen history channel in over a month

 

[CF87]

That guy makes more sense than most people. I hate to admit it.

 

[Zephyrus]

what the hell is this guy's name??
i haven't seen history channel in over a month

Giorgio Tsoukalos

 

[monoxide_child]

Giorgio Tsoukalos

thank you

 

[unknown]

Hair. He has it.