Males and Females

[The Ozzman]

Saw that one coming. If anyone feels your pain it's me. There's no words that can help ease your but, only time. Luck to you Mike.

Wanna make out?

 

[King Richard]

Nah, I'm trying to get hot Russian bitches like this to make out with me:

(on right)

 

[The Ozzman]

Can I have the one on the left? I'll be the wing man..

 

[wandering_taco]

Hugs Ozz. It will get better man. <3

 

[SentinelSlain]

The one on the left looks like some girl I know called Katka.

 

[Zephyrus]

Girl I've been messaging with on OKC just asked to be FB friends with me. Hmmm, I wonder where this is going.

 

[King Richard]

Hopefully Nipoppolis via the Boner train amirite?

 

[Zephyrus]

I don't know. One of the messages she sent me went "did you see the moon tonight? It was a glorious little sliver, very mesmerizing."

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

It sounds slightly pretentious

 

[Zephyrus]

I don't think so. If she's putting on an act, that could mean something, though.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Hey, crazy chicks usually put out.

 

[Zephyrus]

And now she's telling me about how her choir is doing the Carmina Burana and lamenting how little Latin she knows.

Sounds like I'm a targeted audience.

 

[King Richard]

I just realized something. Everytime I stumble upon a girl's profile and she has a kid, the kid is always a boy. I swear to god man, every time.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I just realized something. Everytime I stumble upon a girl's profile and she has a kid, the kid is always a boy. I swear to god man, every time.

You got an Indian fetish?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

My system at work

 

[Nephilim96]

lolz

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

Back to using condoms after a few weeks of not having any and not bothering to go get some. Needless to say, they're still shit and I really wish that i didn't treat both of us to latex-free coitus. Also coming up on a year of being together; it's weird to think that I was a foreveralone last year and now am doing awesome in a relationship that will very likely last until one of us decides to die.

 

[The Ozzman]

Why did you go back to using condoms?

 

[Zephyrus]

The pill turns women into vile demons.

 

[waif]

The pill can have some serious side effects. When my girlfriend was on it it just killed her sex drive, which made it a bit pointless. With some girls I'm sure it's fine.