Males and Females

[Satanstoenail]

Come on, Yoda, you know that doesn't count.

A man has to start somewhere.

 

[monoxide_child]

Again,the majority probably do, they just wont date you.

after i move into my apt (the day after thanksgiving) me getting laid won't be a problem

i'm still occasionally hanging out with the girl that wants me but is paranoid about getting arested for public lewdness/indecent exposure

when i move into my apt i'll be able to start banging her again

and i'm still hanging out with the 11 people that are sort of a "couple" so my new apt might start being used for orgies

i'm still going to www.thechurchdallas.com and since none of those people know about me sleeping outside, i'll prolly be able to get laid when i go to the Dallas Fetish Ball

 

[Zephyrus]

Making girls cream themselves with my Latin and history skills on OKC.

 

[monoxide_child]

waiting to go to the Dallas Fetish Ball because i'll prolly be able to get laid in the building

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Making girls cream themselves with my Latin and history skills on OKC.

 

[Zephyrus]

Especially when she has a name that is related to that of the Roman general who captured Syracuse in the First Punic War and accidentally killed Archimedes.

 

[Zephyrus]

Been messaging back and forth with another one. I totally found a female ancient history nerd, and good looking too. She lives in Cedar Rapids where I'm happening to be attending a Greek tragedy being performed on Friday. I dropped a hint that she may want to go. Haha.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Does she have any cute single friends as well?

 

[wandering_taco]

HI DO YOU HAVE ANY CUTE SINGLE FRIENDS FOR MY CUTE SINGLE INTERNET FRIEND? HE HAS HAIR.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Hair. He has it.

 

[Krow]

Does she have any cute single friends as well?

You grew up in the wrong place. I'm not sure I'll ever rec wv for anything else but plenty pretty girl's here love big hairy goofy guys. Not sure why exactly but its true.

 

[monoxide_child]

what the hell is this guy's name??
i haven't seen history channel in over a month

 

[CF87]

That guy makes more sense than most people. I hate to admit it.

 

[Zephyrus]

what the hell is this guy's name??
i haven't seen history channel in over a month

Giorgio Tsoukalos

 

[monoxide_child]

Giorgio Tsoukalos

thank you

 

[unknown]

Hair. He has it.

 

[monoxide_child]

That guy makes more sense than most americans. I hate to admit it.

fixed

 

[The Ozzman]

I am an emotional wreck a week after my ex and I broke up. This sucks.

 

[divine_torture]

I am an emotional wreck a week after my ex and I broke up. This sucks.

You're beautiful. Wanna go out some time?

 

[King Richard]

Saw that one coming. If anyone feels your pain it's me. There are no words that can help ease your pain, only time. Luck to you Mike.