Males and Females

[monoxide_child]

I seriously don't have a problem doing that with anyone except girls I find attractive and even more so when it's obvious that they find me attractive. My conversational skills go into lock-down mode.

I'm blonde so I don't get the luxury of growing a beard.

i actually have the same problem
not the beard thing, the shiny black color of my facial hair really sharply contrasts the non-shiny sort of pale tan-ish color of my facial skin

but seriously
i have a serious problem talking to girls that i find sexually atractive, when i'm looking at a girl that i find sexually attractive, my brain totally shuts down and i completely forget how to speak coherently

but then when i'm talking to a girl that i find sexually repulsive, i somehow end up talking to her non-stop until she thinks i'm the sexiest guy alive

and then because i'm always horny-as-hell, i quite frequently have sex with girls i find sexually repulsive, it's weird, the girls i'm fucking look nothing like the girls that i'm looking at when i'm jacking-off

i know this will sound as wierd as hell, but i frequently get laid by walking up to the ugliest girl in the room and convincing her that i think she's sexy

 

[Manic Ferocity]

The problem at bars is keeping the chick interested enough to stick around for more than five minutes. I feel like I'm being rigidly timed every time I get the opportunity to talk to a chick that suits my interest.

 

[monoxide_child]

if you want a girl that reads the same books as you, go meet a girl in a bookstore, if you want to meet a girl that's a juggallette, go flirt with girls at the gathering of the juggalos, if you want a girl that's into anime, go meet girls at A-Kon or Anime-Fest, or just meet girls on facebook where the girl already knows your interests from your facebook wall before she even starts talking to you

this ^^^
and just skip the bars altogether

 

[The Ozzman]

So I took a chance and told my ex how I really felt about her (fallen in love with her, etc) and she said that it wouldn't have changed anything even if I had said it while in the relationship. That got me to turn the corner on this episode..

Well at least that's better than the rest of the responses I got. Of course it's ideal for me to fuck other people but we've been broken up since August and I haven't had a whole lot of success in that department (none in fact). I honestly forgot how much I suck at being single and I've had a tendency to choke up when talking to chicks that seem interested in me since I have been. I simply don't know how to make conversation with someone I just met.

In any case, I'm honestly just shy around women. I don't know how to talk to them.

We share the same affliction. I think I've become better at talking to women I don't know in the past year or so. I had a date about a week ago with this chick I met off match and I honestly wasn't nervous at all for whatever reason and found it really easy to talk to her. This wasn't the case like 2-3 years ago when girls would hit on me in the bar and I'd just stare blankly.

 

[damnromulans]

I just imagined Riker saying all that. WWRD?

 

[The Ozzman]

I just imagined Riker saying all that. WWRD?

Help fix a warp plasma conduit

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Reminded me of this thread

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

i know this will sound as wierd as hell, but i frequently get laid by walking up to the ugliest girl in the room and convincing her that i think she's sexy

No one here finds it weird that you only get laid by ugly chicks.

 

[arg]

i would rather jack off for the rest of my life than get laid with an ugly chick.

 

[SentinelSlain]

English fugly girls in clubs have attitude and think they're hot due to the sheer volume of shy guys hitting on them. Urgh. Fat girls = do not want.

 

[arg]

fat may be unappealing but fat =/= ugly. some fat girls have nice eyes and facial structure and would be bangable if they lost weight.

 

[Zephyrus]

All about distribution.

 

[Dak]

fat may be unappealing but fat =/= ugly. some fat girls have nice eyes and facial structure and would be bangable if they lost weight.

This is true.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

eeehhh but that loose stretchy skin. uke:

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

You need to drink wine off her feet and have anal sex with her on a fur rug in a ski lodge..

fat may be unappealing but fat =/= ugly. some fat girls have nice eyes and facial structure and would be bangable if they lost weight.

All about distribution.

This. I've seen girls that were pushing 200 lbs that looked good because they were tall, had wide hips and huge tits.

 

[monoxide_child]

I just imagined Riker saying all that. WWRD?

yeah
i always hear Riker saying Ozzman's posts

Help fix a warp plasma conduit

Reminded me of this thread

No one here finds it weird that you only get laid by ugly chicks.

first, i didn't mean to say that i only get laid by ugly chicks, i just meant that it happens frequently, sometimes i fuck chicks that i think are hot

also
"beauty is in the eye of the beholder"
when i'm having sex with women that i myself would find ugly,
it's almost always women that the rest of you would find "sexy"

i would rather jack off for the rest of my life than get laid with an ugly chick.

can't remember which celebrity i'm quoting here, but,
"freakishly ugly people are really awesome in bed if you blindfold yourself first"
which BTW i think is actually pretty accurate

I've seen girls that were pushing 200 lbs that looked good because they were tall, had wide hips and huge tits.

you've just described my dream girl

 

[The Ozzman]

This. I've seen girls that were pushing 200 lbs that looked good because they were tall, had wide hips and huge tits.

This was my ex when I met her. She was 240 but lost 70 pounds and had really wide hips and now looks like a fucking knockout

 

[monoxide_child]

This was my ex when I met her. She was 240 but lost 70 pounds and had really wide hips and now looks like a fucking knockout

i am atracted to women with "child-bearing hips"
i'm talking about women where the bone-in-the-hip is wide enough where i can totally tell just merely from the bone-in-the-hip that she's an adult female as opposed to a child or a guy

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I likes me some hourglass figures as well. Skinny bitches remind me of little boys in drag, so I want nothing to do with them.

 

[Manic Ferocity]

Short women with a small amount of pudge is where it's at.