Males and Females

[damnromulans]

I just imagined Riker saying all that. WWRD?

 

[The Ozzman]

I just imagined Riker saying all that. WWRD?

Help fix a warp plasma conduit

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Reminded me of this thread

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

i know this will sound as wierd as hell, but i frequently get laid by walking up to the ugliest girl in the room and convincing her that i think she's sexy

No one here finds it weird that you only get laid by ugly chicks.

 

[arg]

i would rather jack off for the rest of my life than get laid with an ugly chick.

 

[SentinelSlain]

English fugly girls in clubs have attitude and think they're hot due to the sheer volume of shy guys hitting on them. Urgh. Fat girls = do not want.

 

[arg]

fat may be unappealing but fat =/= ugly. some fat girls have nice eyes and facial structure and would be bangable if they lost weight.

 

[Zephyrus]

All about distribution.

 

[Dak]

fat may be unappealing but fat =/= ugly. some fat girls have nice eyes and facial structure and would be bangable if they lost weight.

This is true.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

eeehhh but that loose stretchy skin. uke:

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

You need to drink wine off her feet and have anal sex with her on a fur rug in a ski lodge..

fat may be unappealing but fat =/= ugly. some fat girls have nice eyes and facial structure and would be bangable if they lost weight.

All about distribution.

This. I've seen girls that were pushing 200 lbs that looked good because they were tall, had wide hips and huge tits.

 

[monoxide_child]

I just imagined Riker saying all that. WWRD?

yeah
i always hear Riker saying Ozzman's posts

Help fix a warp plasma conduit

Reminded me of this thread

No one here finds it weird that you only get laid by ugly chicks.

first, i didn't mean to say that i only get laid by ugly chicks, i just meant that it happens frequently, sometimes i fuck chicks that i think are hot

also
"beauty is in the eye of the beholder"
when i'm having sex with women that i myself would find ugly,
it's almost always women that the rest of you would find "sexy"

i would rather jack off for the rest of my life than get laid with an ugly chick.

can't remember which celebrity i'm quoting here, but,
"freakishly ugly people are really awesome in bed if you blindfold yourself first"
which BTW i think is actually pretty accurate

I've seen girls that were pushing 200 lbs that looked good because they were tall, had wide hips and huge tits.

you've just described my dream girl

 

[The Ozzman]

This. I've seen girls that were pushing 200 lbs that looked good because they were tall, had wide hips and huge tits.

This was my ex when I met her. She was 240 but lost 70 pounds and had really wide hips and now looks like a fucking knockout

 

[monoxide_child]

This was my ex when I met her. She was 240 but lost 70 pounds and had really wide hips and now looks like a fucking knockout

i am atracted to women with "child-bearing hips"
i'm talking about women where the bone-in-the-hip is wide enough where i can totally tell just merely from the bone-in-the-hip that she's an adult female as opposed to a child or a guy

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I likes me some hourglass figures as well. Skinny bitches remind me of little boys in drag, so I want nothing to do with them.

 

[Manic Ferocity]

Short women with a small amount of pudge is where it's at.

 

[arg]

^nope, tall and firm-bodied women with b-cups is where it's at.

kinda like this girl, a small-time model turned escort

whom i've been screwing for awhile now

 

[The Ozzman]

I just spent most of the evening making out with a chick

 

[Cythraul]

Did I mention that she proudly threw it in my face that this guy wanted to bang her when mentioning that he was coming to see her?

Sounds like a test. You should've acted like you didn't care. Tell that cunt to make you a chicken sandwich.

But the better option would be to just cut ties completely. I mean, what on Earth were you thinking with this 'friends with benefits' thing?

Zephyrus, it's harder to move on when you're not the one who did the "moving on" first.

Yeah, that shit is rough.

In any case, I'm honestly just shy around women. I don't know how to talk to them.

Make fun of them.

Anyway, this thread is depressing. No wonder I don't post here anymore.

ps - feminism is retarded

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Yay! Cythraul is back!