Males and Females

[Dak]

ADAM'S APPLE

 

[The Ozzman]

WHO DID OZZMAN MAKE OUT WITH?!?!?!?! I bet he is a sensual kisser. Just like Riker.

Haha, I like to think I am. The past few women I've dated haven't been into sensual kissing and it's pissed me off.

Someone I met off OKCupid. It will probably turn into a serious relationship at some point..

 

[The Ozzman]

I'd like to know how well the males on this forum resist when someone they're insanely attracted to throws herself at them. I only saw her once since we decided to be friends with benefits and it was the best sex I've ever had with her and in general. Far exceeded my expectations which were high to begin with.

I think if some time had passed and my ex threw herself at me, I'd probably oblige. I'm still pretty attracted to her, but it's waning as the weeks pass..

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Except you don't know the back story behind it. Before I met my ex, she would get random dick pics from dudes on OKC. As a result, she put in her profile recently that guys should not message her dick pics.

She must be hawt

 

[The Ozzman]

She must be hawt

Eh, she was 240 pounds when that was occurring. She's lost 70 since then and has an hourglass figure and is a total knockout.

Apparently it's rampant across dating sites. I never do shit like that because it's inconsiderate.

 

[Zephyrus]

She was 240 when you kept describing her as "Hot Nurse"?

 

[Vimana]

It was probably due to the low amount of surface area and high mass that trapped the heat.

 

[damnromulans]

Haha, I like to think I am. The past few women I've dated haven't been into sensual kissing and it's pissed me off.

Someone I met off OKCupid. It will probably turn into a serious relationship at some point..

Damn son you're moving fast. Also LOL dating women who are not into sensual kissing.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

It was probably due to the low amount of surface area and high mass that trapped the heat.

 

[The Ozzman]

She was 240 when you kept describing her as "Hot Nurse"?

My ex and hot nurse are two different people. You need to pay attention.

Anyway, I found out my ex is dating guys again. I had to take her off my news feed on Facebook.

The only reason I'm maintaining contact with her at this point is because my parents loaned her a wine rack and now they want it back. I'm (tentatively) getting it Saturday morning.

Damn son you're moving fast. Also LOL dating women who are not into sensual kissing.

When you tell an ex how you feel and they flat out tell you that saying that during the relationship wouldn't have changed anything, that gets you to move on pretty quickly.

 

[damnromulans]

I meant the "will probably turn into a serious relationship" part.

 

[The Ozzman]

I meant the "will probably turn into a serious relationship" part.

Well, I mean there's potential here. She likes being lazy like me and we really enjoy each other's company already. I think we've hung out like 4-5 times and we only met last weekend.

 

[Manic Ferocity]

This is how I imagine you and her hanging out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvY3jVJJKEI

 

[The Ozzman]

haha I lol'd

 

[wandering_taco]

fuckin whoopi man, that's awesome. Totally do that next time you see her Ozz, if she gets the reference she'll just be that much more awesome.

 

[The Ozzman]

She doesn't really watch Star Trek. I actually introduced her to it by watching the pilot episode of Voyager on her Netflix account...and then she had me add it to her instant queue.

 

[wandering_taco]

Nice. You've made a convert!

 

[Zephyrus]

My ex and hot nurse are two different people. You need to pay attention.

My bad. You should probably feel more assured that I don't pay so close attention.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

How was the BJ?

 

[damnromulans]

THANKS FOR REPORTING TO GMD AND NOT MY PHONE YOU DICK