The Ozzman
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Except you don't know the back story behind it. Before I met my ex, she would get random dick pics from dudes on OKC. As a result, she put in her profile recently that guys should not message her dick pics.
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Except you don't know the back story behind it. Before I met my ex, she would get random dick pics from dudes on OKC. As a result, she put in her profile recently that guys should not message her dick pics.
I found your next girlfriend. She's chubby and likes fantasy.
Holy shit I cackled really hard.
I like reading these posts and imagining everyone behind them reading them out loud in their own voices. WHO DID OZZMAN MAKE OUT WITH?!?!?!?! I bet he is a sensual kisser. Just like Riker.
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The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Haha, I like to think I am. The past few women I've dated haven't been into sensual kissing and it's pissed me off.
Someone I met off OKCupid. It will probably turn into a serious relationship at some point..
The Ozzman
Melted by feels
I think if some time had passed and my ex threw herself at me, I'd probably oblige. I'm still pretty attracted to her, but it's waning as the weeks pass..
EffigyForgotten
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The Ozzman
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She must be hawt
Eh, she was 240 pounds when that was occurring. She's lost 70 since then and has an hourglass figure and is a total knockout.
Apparently it's rampant across dating sites. I never do shit like that because it's inconsiderate.
Zephyrus
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Damn son you're moving fast. Also LOL dating women who are not into sensual kissing.
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The Ozzman
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My ex and hot nurse are two different people. You need to pay attention.
Anyway, I found out my ex is dating guys again. I had to take her off my news feed on Facebook.
The only reason I'm maintaining contact with her at this point is because my parents loaned her a wine rack and now they want it back. I'm (tentatively) getting it Saturday morning.
When you tell an ex how you feel and they flat out tell you that saying that during the relationship wouldn't have changed anything, that gets you to move on pretty quickly.
The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Well, I mean there's potential here. She likes being lazy like me and we really enjoy each other's company already. I think we've hung out like 4-5 times and we only met last weekend.
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wandering_taco
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fuckin whoopi man, that's awesome. Totally do that next time you see her Ozz, if she gets the reference she'll just be that much more awesome.
The Ozzman
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She doesn't really watch Star Trek. I actually introduced her to it by watching the pilot episode of Voyager on her Netflix account...and then she had me add it to her instant queue.
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