Males and Females

[monoxide_child]

I likes me some hourglass figures as well. Skinny bitches remind me of little boys in drag, so I want nothing to do with them.

why does everyone get disgusted when i post pics of Amber Priddy or Virgo Peridot or London Andrews??
they've all got "hourglass figures"
and they're not disgustingly big like Samantha Slopes, Bunny DeLaCruz or Jenni Bombshell

^nope, tall and firm-bodied women with b-cups is where it's at.

kinda like this girl, a small-time model turned escort

whom i've been screwing for awhile now

don't really give a shit about a girl's hight
"firm-bodied" women makes me feel like i'm fucking a male
women are supposed to be squishy, fluffy, pillow-y
and we had to learn in highschool bio clas that an adult female's boobs should be big enough to completely totally dramatically change shape when she puts on or takes off a bra
anything smaller than that is, according to female bio teacher, "hormonally under-developed"

 

[monoxide_child]

Appealing to the weakness of your fellow human beings is not an argument to refute the value of logical behavior.

Thanks for pretentiously stating the obvious but I'm actually not trying to debate whether or not my decision was logical (which I know damn well it wasn't).

Of course you recognise it now. Maybe you need people to blatantly tell you not to embrace such stupidity to avoid these situations in the future.

@ Obscure Infinity
human beings in general are idiots
but here, on a forum like this, you can learn from our mistakes
kinda thought that was the whole freaking point of this specific thread actually

seriously, think about this for a minute
i'm the guy who spent a whole freaking 2 years dating the bi-polar chick who kept going back-and-forth between sucking my dick and beating me with her walking cane
at one point she actually punched in the face while my dick was inside her pussy
her grandmother didn't like me because i had "the wrong eye color" and her 22 year-old kid beat the crap out of me for no apparent reason
and i stayed with this girl for a whole 2 years
seriously i was so quick to give you advice because i don't want you to repeat my mistakes

 

[Manic Ferocity]

Yeah, except I'm the bipolar one. Your ex's case sounds more intense than mine (seeing as I never physically harmed my ex) but I can still relate.

 

[damnromulans]

women are supposed to be squishy, fluffy, pillow-y
and we had to learn in highschool bio clas that an adult female's boobs should be big enough to completely totally dramatically change shape when she puts on or takes off a bra
anything smaller than that is, according to female bio teacher, "hormonally under-developed"

You're from Texas

 

[wandering_taco]

So I talked to a different girl from my Rome class last week on the bus. This morning I asked her if she'd want to go out for drinks sometime, got a "yeah probably" and got her number.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I like it when women have big, natural boobs. Both of the big boobed girls I've boned (excluding a fat chick) had fake tits and it was kind of limited. They just don't feel right. They stay the same shape when she's laid on her back, which is kind of something, from a purely visual perspective.

 

[Nephilim96]

So, my date with this girl went very good. We didn't fuck though, probably a good thing. We did fool around a bit though. All in all we had a great time. I had amazing curry for dinner then we drank two bottles of wine and bsed then the semi-sexcapades started.

dem lips

Cute, but the nose ring is annoying.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

why does everyone get disgusted when i post pics of Amber Priddy or Virgo Peridot or London Andrews??
they've all got "hourglass figures"
and they're not disgustingly big like Samantha Slopes, Bunny DeLaCruz or Jenni Bombshell

The chicks you post are ugly. In the face.

 

[arg]

I like it when women have big, natural boobs. Both of the big boobed girls I've boned (excluding a fat chick) had fake tits and it was kind of limited. They just don't feel right. They stay the same shape when she's laid on her back, which is kind of something, from a purely visual perspective.

small to medium but firm, perky and facing forward >>> big, natural but floppy/squishy/saggy. but yeah fake ones are negative points for me.

Cute, but the nose ring is annoying.

and the duck face. cute eyes though.

The chicks you post are ugly. In the face.

.

 

[Zephyrus]

Cute, but the nose ring is annoying.

Your loss. Nose rings are a plus for me. And red hair-dye. *swoons*

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Tongue rings are even better.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

So I talked to a different girl from my Rome class last week on the bus. This morning I asked her if she'd want to go out for drinks sometime, got a "yeah probably" and got her number.

*insert brofist*

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Thinking about asking this chick out over the weekend when I go back to nyc. A girl I know from a restaurant I worked in.

I'll probably get rejected but I'm applying the how not to give a fuck method.

She's the artsy type so it's not going to be easy. But god damn this girl has incredible features, just my type. It's worth the risk, I think.

 

[wandering_taco]

*insert brofist*

Thanks dude! Hopefully the drinks happen.

And good luck Jimmy! Confidence is key!

 

[Satanstoenail]

don't really give a shit about a girl's hight
"firm-bodied" women makes me feel like i'm fucking a male
women are supposed to be squishy, fluffy, pillow-y
and we had to learn in highschool bio clas that an adult female's boobs should be big enough to completely totally dramatically change shape when she puts on or takes off a bra
anything smaller than that is, according to female bio teacher, "hormonally under-developed"

REALLY GOSH I WASN'T SURE WHAT YOUR OPINION WAS ON THIS MATTER YET THANKS FOR CLARIFYING THAT

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Seriously, if someone has access to a time machine, make sure to put going back in time and killing Monoxide childs Bio teacher and his friends meth head mother that taught him all about sex before he is able to come into contact with them.

 

[damnromulans]

Good luck with that Jimmy

DSLs are the only way

 

[Dak]

GL Jimmy. She looks better than Richard's girl

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Yeah I called her saying I was going to be in nyc on friday and we should get together. I got a text in response (bad sign #1).

This is the exact message: hey, cool it doesnt matter really what happens, its what it symbolises. the end of the week where I can say yes My duties are done, maybe we can go have fun

Of course, I forgot, she was also a retard.

 

[arg]

sounds like a pretentious hoebag