Males and Females

[damnromulans]

m_c's dream woman, in pictures:

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

eck, I just got a phantom whiff of something disgusting looking at that first pic

 

[wandering_taco]

lol

We just detected that you're now among the most attractive people on OkCupid.

We learned this from clicks to your profile and reactions to you in Quickmatch and Quiver. Did you get a new haircut or something?
Well, it's working!

 

[The Ozzman]

I have to go get something from my ex's place tomorrow and I know she's dating people not even a month after we broke up. FUCK I WANT TO TEAR HER AORTA OUT OF HER GODDAMN CHEST. Anyway, I hope I don't do anything stupid tomorrow.

 

[Dak]

Don't go all Temple of Doom on her.

 

[The Ozzman]

That's not what I want, but that's how I feel

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Every time I see my ex I take 2-4 vicodin. My complete indifference destroys her. If you can get your hands on some I highly recommend it. Maybe take just 1 or 2 a couple of hours before you go there.

 

[The Ozzman]

I have zero vicodin. I have some Xanax but I've been drinking so yeah

 

[King Richard]

Every time I see my ex I take 2-4 vicodin. My complete indifferent destroys her. If you can get your hands on some I highly recommend it. Maybe take just 1 or 2 a couple of hours before you go there.

I have a better idea, do the world a favor and shoot yourself in the face for being such a pussy.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I have zero vicodin. I have some Xanax but I've been drinking so yeah

Yea Xanax works. Just don't drink man, big mistake.

 

[Onder]

Wow it took me about ten minutes of talking to that girl I'd posted last time to realize that she was dum dum. Fucking bullshit blabber. Who cares? Go home.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Talking to your ex on LSD is always a good way to put them in their place.

 

[Onder]

Talking to your ex on LSD is always a good way to put them in their place.

\m/

 

[Onder]

The girl I was with yesterday tries to prove everybody that friendship between man and woman is possible and she chose me as a perfect example to present to people. On our second not-a-date. FML.

So After tho hours of listening to all that bullshit I tried to french-kiss her. Now she doesn't reply to my messages. Win!

 

[damnromulans]

Oh man that is so much fail

PP likes COD Black Ops better than me.

 

[Achtland]

Metal is about freedom and androgyny. Grow your hair and buy some lube!

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Talking to your ex on LSD is always a good way to put them in their place.

oh man, I actually did mushrooms with a friend before my ex's birthday party years ago. My friend took off and I ended up sitting in my car listening and talking to the radio for most of it.

 

[Onder]

Yesterday I was at some bar in the centre. It's called "nice mother-in-law". There was some ginger whore that I talked to for about 3 hours. I don't remember anything we've discussed.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Everybody google Shazia Sahari now.

plus

Sunny Leone
is so hot.

 

[Onder]

hahaha what a dumb bitch

Actually I could do a little social experiment by raping her and watching her reaction.