Males and Females

BOOBS EVERYWHERE

I proposed to PP over text message while I was sloppy drunk at karaoke after we went to a wedding together and parted ways. It looked like this: "LETN SGeT Marriaed sinetine lOLOL thsi is ont a posposal"
 
does anybody remember me dating a girl that broke down and cried in the middle of the road??

she's here, and unless she randomly breaks down and starts crying again, i'm going to be making out with her in about 45 min

her body still seems so freaking wierd to me,
she's got really huge boobs but she's almost got buns-of-steel,
she just looks way too freaking top-heavy,
like one of those pornstars from back when everybody in porn had the huge-as-hell-fake boobs
exept her boobs are completely natural
when her boobs jiggle enough that you can see they're natural
then the smallness of her ass looks unnatural
it looks like somebody just liposuctioned a huge ass and pushed all that fat into her tits
 
It's pretty rational really. Women do sometimes dump men for holding views they find abhorrent, you don't want that to happen after you've fallen in love with her.
 
Ann Coulter - yes, only so I could throw her down the stairs in her 9th month of pregnancy with my child and then laugh at her.

Got very sensible Christmas swag for PP. COD Black Ops 2 and the 33 1/3 music book about Ween, our shared favorite band. Will make a sappy card or something too.