Males and Females

[Dak]

Don't go all Temple of Doom on her.

 

[The Ozzman]

That's not what I want, but that's how I feel

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Every time I see my ex I take 2-4 vicodin. My complete indifference destroys her. If you can get your hands on some I highly recommend it. Maybe take just 1 or 2 a couple of hours before you go there.

 

[The Ozzman]

I have zero vicodin. I have some Xanax but I've been drinking so yeah

 

[King Richard]

Every time I see my ex I take 2-4 vicodin. My complete indifferent destroys her. If you can get your hands on some I highly recommend it. Maybe take just 1 or 2 a couple of hours before you go there.

I have a better idea, do the world a favor and shoot yourself in the face for being such a pussy.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I have zero vicodin. I have some Xanax but I've been drinking so yeah

Yea Xanax works. Just don't drink man, big mistake.

 

[Onder]

Wow it took me about ten minutes of talking to that girl I'd posted last time to realize that she was dum dum. Fucking bullshit blabber. Who cares? Go home.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Talking to your ex on LSD is always a good way to put them in their place.

 

[Onder]

Talking to your ex on LSD is always a good way to put them in their place.

\m/

 

[Onder]

The girl I was with yesterday tries to prove everybody that friendship between man and woman is possible and she chose me as a perfect example to present to people. On our second not-a-date. FML.

So After tho hours of listening to all that bullshit I tried to french-kiss her. Now she doesn't reply to my messages. Win!

 

[damnromulans]

Oh man that is so much fail

PP likes COD Black Ops better than me.

 

[Achtland]

Metal is about freedom and androgyny. Grow your hair and buy some lube!

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Talking to your ex on LSD is always a good way to put them in their place.

oh man, I actually did mushrooms with a friend before my ex's birthday party years ago. My friend took off and I ended up sitting in my car listening and talking to the radio for most of it.

 

[Onder]

Yesterday I was at some bar in the centre. It's called "nice mother-in-law". There was some ginger whore that I talked to for about 3 hours. I don't remember anything we've discussed.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Everybody google Shazia Sahari now.

plus

Sunny Leone
is so hot.

 

[Onder]

hahaha what a dumb bitch

Actually I could do a little social experiment by raping her and watching her reaction.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Had sex last night. Made her orgasm three times in an hour.

I AM PURE MAN.

 

[Dak]

Had sex last night. Made her orgasm three times in an hour.

I AM PURE MAN.

Find the Gspot?

 

[King Richard]

So Tayler and I are going to be cooking together tomorrow and then going to see The Hobbit. What happens after that is a mystery.

 

[Onder]

So Tayler and I are going to be cooking together tomorrow and then going to see The Hobbit. What happens after that is a mystery.

The touching of tits.