Males and Females

[damnromulans]

BOOBS EVERYWHERE

I proposed to PP over text message while I was sloppy drunk at karaoke after we went to a wedding together and parted ways. It looked like this: "LETN SGeT Marriaed sinetine lOLOL thsi is ont a posposal"

 

[monoxide_child]

does anybody remember me dating a girl that broke down and cried in the middle of the road??

she's here, and unless she randomly breaks down and starts crying again, i'm going to be making out with her in about 45 min

her body still seems so freaking wierd to me,
she's got really huge boobs but she's almost got buns-of-steel,
she just looks way too freaking top-heavy,
like one of those pornstars from back when everybody in porn had the huge-as-hell-fake boobs
exept her boobs are completely natural
when her boobs jiggle enough that you can see they're natural
then the smallness of her ass looks unnatural
it looks like somebody just liposuctioned a huge ass and pushed all that fat into her tits

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Find the Gspot?

Like right off the bat. She was gushing.

Sloppy, ridiculous sex.

 

[Dak]

Like right off the bat. She was gushing.

Sloppy, ridiculous sex.

The trick, for Gspot stimulation during penetration, is rear entry from a slightly "above" angle. If every woman has a Gspot, it should work every time. Like Sex Panther ynawamsayn.

 

[damnromulans]

also, squashing the deckchair

 

[Dak]

also, squashing the deckchair

Yeah that's the other one.

 

[Onder]

Also, sticking your left foot in a freezer.

..oh wait.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Is it dogmatic, cultish, or even religious, to avoid relationships with a woman who holds contradictory worldviews to you?

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

The girl I was with yesterday tries to prove everybody that friendship between man and woman is possible and she chose me as a perfect example to present to people. On our second not-a-date. FML.

So After tho hours of listening to all that bullshit I tried to french-kiss her. Now she doesn't reply to my messages. Win!

 

[Dak]

Is it dogmatic, cultish, or even religious, to avoid relationships with a woman who holds contradictory worldviews to you?

I think it's smartly avoiding drama.

 

[damnromulans]

I think it's smartly avoiding drama.

Yeah. This x 1000000. At the end of the day I can't respect or relate to people who have opposing worldviews, so why would I commit to being with one?

Why would it be cultish, dogmatic or religious? Is that what she said?

 

[Zephyrus]

Is it dogmatic, cultish, or even religious, to avoid relationships with a woman who holds contradictory worldviews to you?

Define worldview.

 

[SentinelSlain]

It's pretty rational really. Women do sometimes dump men for holding views they find abhorrent, you don't want that to happen after you've fallen in love with her.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Why would it be cultish, dogmatic or religious? Is that what she said?

I was just thinking maybe I'm being too absolute.

Is that what she said?

No, just the reaction I get.

Define worldview.

Political philosophy.

 

[Dak]

Would you really want to be around someone with the worldviews of Ann Coulter or Arianna Huffington?

 

[damnromulans]

Ann Coulter - yes, only so I could throw her down the stairs in her 9th month of pregnancy with my child and then laugh at her.

Got very sensible Christmas swag for PP. COD Black Ops 2 and the 33 1/3 music book about Ween, our shared favorite band. Will make a sappy card or something too.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I dumped a girl for being "too liberal" and massively regretted it. Pretty much all white girls are anyway and I prefer them so I shouldn't have been so dumb. She was soooo pretty and she wont answer my messages.

 

[Dak]

Ann Coulter - yes, only so I could throw her down the stairs in her 9th month of pregnancy with my child and then laugh at her.

I'm pretty sure Coulter's babybearingbits shriveled long ago.

 

[Nephilim96]

It's pretty rational really. Women do sometimes dump men for holding views they find abhorrent, you don't want that to happen after you've fallen in love with her.

It depends on how different your views are, and how much you care about them. If you only slightly disagree on certain things, things are fine imo.

 

[Nephilim96]

also, squashing the deckchair

You should be able to answer this question: What's the difference in orgasm between basic orgasm and a gspot orgasm? How much better is it when they find the gspot?