Males and Females

[Mort Divine]

nah, just a general grunt of frustration.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Women are lovely and amazing.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

nah, just a general grunt of frustration.

I lost that a long time ago. Now it's just a slight "meh"

 

[Mort Divine]

Grunt of frustration now a sigh of hope for the future.

 

[-CC-]

I've had quite a handful of stress because I've been hooking up with a girl I met at a party (where I got the major case of whiskey dick) and I found out a couple of days ago from a friend that she has herpes. Not only did I freak the fuck out, but I also avoided her like the plague. However today it turns out that this was complete misinformation as her ex boyfriend was so devastated by their break-up that he went around and spread false rumours that she had herpes. What an ass-hat.

Also this thread is noticeably lacking WAIF's daily update of his sex schedule.

 

[damnromulans]

That's because he's been too busy having sex to post about having sex.

 

[King Richard]

Did she test negative for herpes or are you just taking her word for it?

 

[Einherjar86]

That's because he's been too busy having sex to post about having sex.

I haven't had sex in over a month, since my girlfriend went back to Florida. I fear the old divining rod, in a mindless drunken foray, may attempt to identify another potential chalice for the ceremonial sacrifice.

It's time to be strong. Thank God for pornhub.

 

[damnromulans]

Sucks. Did you fuck Grant while he was over?

 

[Einherjar86]

No. I got him really drunk on Friday, but then felt guilty.

 

[unknown]

should've taken advantage of him

 

[cookiecutter]

That's why he felt guilty

 

[waif]

Lack of sex updates due to a decrease in the flow of sex, due to the necessary orifice being booked for other monthly events. Still going strong on the blowjob front, though.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

thanks man

 

[The Ozzman]

Riveting tale, chap

 

[damnromulans]

Lack of sex updates due to a decrease in the flow of sex, due to the necessary orifice being booked for other monthly events. Still going strong on the blowjob front, though.

Orgasms relieve menstrual cramps, get in there tiger!

 

[waif]

I heard that about headaches as well, but it actually didn't work so idk.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I gave my wife an orgasm today and it gave her a headache. Explain that one.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Quit fucking her in the ear.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]