Males and Females

[PhlegethonVeins]

Sir The Butt, if you're feeling a dirge of self pity coming on due to your situation with an ex, just PM me and I will make you feel a million times better about your current situation.

 

[monoxide_child]

if she's a slug in bed (or just isn't sexual), the relationship probably isn't gonna work. Sex is the glue that keeps things going well.

I agree that nothing is worthwhile if the sex sucks.

i agree here
if the sex is bad, i'm gonna get up and fuck someone else

 

[SentinelSlain]

Urgh, it's funny old world.

 

[King Richard]

Had my second date with Kelly Saturday night, it was another great success. Started out the night going to a flea market at the state fairgrounds. Then went to a restaurant and ate some and had a couple beers. After that we just kind of went bar hopping, checking out random places and getting drunk. Met up with my friend and his girlfriend at a club and danced a bit. We swapped spit quite a bit, and not even halfway through the date she asked me out on a third one.

Winning.

 

[King Richard]

I got laid again. Does this make me more of a player than King Richard?

k

 

[The Ozzman]

So, that one girl I ended up fucking a while ago is done. I told her I was no longer interested in seeing her because I met someone else with whom I have a stronger connection. I had a second date lined up with this woman that was set up with me by her aunt and my mom (who are friends) and at the end of the date she ends up sticking her tongue down my throat and she implied a 'round 3' was forthcoming.

Did I bite off more than I can chew, GMD? I must say, I must be seething with confidence because I never thought in a million years things would be going like this.

 

[Dak]

Apparently Rick now needs to visit the Butt and bequeath him some skillz.

 

[The Ozzman]

Apparently Rick now needs to visit the Butt and bequeath him some skillz.

hahaha

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm arranging to date the most gorgeous girl ever. You've got to love life sometimes.

 

[rms]

You dramatic queens are so up and down it's ridiculous

 

[SentinelSlain]

In all seriousness, my emotions do go from thinking I'm king of the world to pretty much hating everything and everyone multiple times a day. I don't want any pills though, so fuck it.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

There are other things you can do to improve it than just taking pills.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

She's looking forward to partying with Schmidt and Bleull, getting wasted and listening to Doom Metal.

I need to make it up to Dekalb for this. I'm bummed that I haven't been able to the past two times that you've visited.

 

[Dak]

Who lives in DeKalb Illinois?

 

[King Richard]

So, that one girl I ended up fucking a while ago is done. I told her I was no longer interested in seeing her because I met someone else with whom I have a stronger connection. I had a second date lined up with this woman that was set up with me by her aunt and my mom (who are friends) and at the end of the date she ends up sticking her tongue down my throat and she implied a 'round 3' was forthcoming.

Did I bite off more than I can chew, GMD? I must say, I must be seething with confidence because I never thought in a million years things would be going like this.

Just go with it man. You're living the dream.

Apparently Rick now needs to visit the Butt and bequeath him some skillz.

Looks like I'm going to have to start charging people for my time. I don't work for free!

 

[SentinelSlain]

There are other things you can do to improve it than just taking pills.

Like what? I know working out works a bit and fucking regularly can as well. I could improve my diet but I really don't have the cash flow for anything more than carbs and the odd bit of fruit whilst I'm in this accommodation. Socializing more can work too but it depends. I'm in the wrong place really but I'll be free to go back home or somewhere better in a few months. Things are broadly looking up I suppose.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Who lives in DeKalb Illinois?

Me.

 

[Dak]

I drove through/near there once man. I know that feel.

 

[damnromulans]

Bruised cervix. Mike and Rick are my heroes. The two statements are unrelated obv.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Like what? I know working out works a bit and fucking regularly can as well. I could improve my diet but I really don't have the cash flow for anything more than carbs and the odd bit of fruit whilst I'm in this accommodation. Socializing more can work too but it depends. I'm in the wrong place really but I'll be free to go back home or somewhere better in a few months. Things are broadly looking up I suppose.

Everything you listed, for sure but aside from that merely forcing an assessment of things that drive you downward in a matter that allows yourself to see the good in it. You may think of it as fabricated, however if you constantly do this your outlook will adjust.