Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Confucius says: man who masturbate on V-day, come in handy.

 

[Dak]

If by "training" you mean "lube", then yes, you would need lots of training.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

blood.

 

[Eligos]

Um, I don't think you wanted to use the word fellatio; it doesn't mean what you think it means.

I think I meant cunnilingus.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Anal is overrated. The only anal sex i've engaged in has just been uncomfortable. Vaginal intercourse any day over it.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

The only sex i've engaged in has just been anal.

interpreted & fixed.

 

[Dak]

I would say it's only nice as an occasional change of pace. If I was stuck with only one or the other, vag for sure*.








*Vag with regular kegel exercise.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

If I was stuck with only one or the other, vag for sure*.

How absurd. First, I love the fucked idea. Second, the fact that it might even be a choice.

 

[Mort Divine]

Don't know you guys very well, so have been trying to avoid these parts of the forum but fuck it.

I may be the only person completely grossed out by anal sex. :/

Should I be mad if my boyfriend forgets V-Day for the 5th year in a row? Ha.

2 coworkers asked me out, obviously declined but was kinda thinking evilly for a second.

 

[Dak]

How absurd. First, I love the fucked idea.(?) Second, the fact that it might even be a choice.

Have you been drinking tonight Jimmy?


lol Mort

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

interpreted & fixed.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

If by "training" you mean "lube", then yes, you would need lots of training.

Ha, I meant literal training. But... judging from your statement totally am misinformed. So... i'll shut up now...:Spin:

Mort: Damn I need to pick better words.

 

[SentinelSlain]

There needs to be the instigation of butsecks.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Have you been drinking tonight Jimmy?

I'm smoked out and I ate some shrooms man. Oh and fucked idea means your concept was messed up, what's so misunderstood?

haha fag

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

 

[damnromulans]

Yeah I don't care much for fudge packing either. Sucks your bf forgot Valentine's Day though, it's not that easy to forget being inundated with ads 24/7 and the like!

PP got me a card from the drugstore and 3 chocolate covered strawberries. I printed him some internet cats and we went Dutch on dinner. It was THE BEST DINNER.

The best time of day to bang is around 5:30 PM between work and dinner.

 

[Dak]

Yeah I don't care much for fudge packing either.

 

[monoxide_child]

seriously

anal should be totally all about the person that's recieving anal, not the person performing it

there really are a lot of people out there (both male and female) that actually really truly enjoy having a penis (or a strap-on) inside their ass

there are even lots of females that actually really truly prefer a dick up their ass over getting their pussy fucked (i know these women exist because i've fucked several of them)

if a girl actually tells you that she'd rather have your dick in her ass than in her pussy then go ahead and give it to her that way

but if you're just doing anal cuz you'd rather fuck an ass than fuck a pussy, then you're gay, just go to a gay-bath-house and fuck a guy's ass

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

 

[damnromulans]

What?!