Males and Females

[Zephyrus]

the only problem with morning sex is I usually have to piss like a horse the moment I wake up...and I'm pretty certain my lady isn't into golden showers

If having to pee ruins the romance of morning sex then there's a problem with the relationship. Chances are your partner has to pee just as much as you.

 

[SentinelSlain]

She really does look nice.

 

[Dak]

Kate Upton = Kate Heigl. Both are cute.

 

[unknown]

she's totally cute. nice score, rick

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

The undertones in this thread are getting strange.

I'm gonna go out, fuck a fat chick and post some pics just to balance it out in here.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

So my GF has C38 sized boobs, i'm wondering if those are big enough for titty fucking? I have a weird obsession with that

 

[Dak]

Highly overrated.

 

[Matt]

It's a fun thing to do occasionally - I enjoy going from face fucking her when she's on her back to fucking her titties for a second and so forth.

 

[Eligos]

It's almost as good as a hand job, which is a little better than masturbating.

 

[Matt]

Hand jobs are a nice change of pace from time to time. They're a lot better than masturbating imo.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

It's a fun thing to do occasionally - I enjoy going from face fucking her when she's on her back to fucking her titties for a second and so forth.

In my experience its really fun when the girl sucks my dicks while its between them... Anyone know if hers are big enough?

 

[monoxide_child]

from the neck down the one on the left looks hot

 

[The Ozzman]

The body on Rick's chick is fucking ridiculous

 

[Krow]

I've never been able to get off to a girl giving me a handjob. Pretty horrendous experience most of the time. Fucking raunching on my dick like the bitches were Michael j fox playing tekken at the arcade. Fucking titties works better for me and its fun every once and a while. It beats handjobs because you're in control and doing the pushing.

I can't cum at all unless I'm doing some sort of pushing... Not even to oral unless I'm fucking her face. Pretty sure I messed up my sensitivity permanently masturbating.

Also EF, just have her lay on her back and squeeze 'em together. You shall know.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

I've never been able to get off to a girl giving me a handjob. Pretty horrendous experience most of the time. Fucking raunching on my dick like the bitches were Michael j fox playing tekken at the arcade. Fucking titties works better for me and its fun every once and a while. It beats handjobs because you're in control and doing the pushing.

I can't cum at all unless I'm doing some sort of pushing... Not even to oral unless I'm fucking her face. Pretty sure I messed up my sensitivity permanently masturbating.

Also EF, just have her lay on her back and squeeze 'em together. You shall know.

I'm the same way but that's why I like getting blowed, it feels good and there's pretty much no way the girl is going to make me cum unless shes Holly Michael's

 

[Dak]

I've never been able to get off to a girl giving me a handjob. Pretty horrendous experience most of the time. Fucking raunching on my dick like the bitches were Michael j fox playing tekken at the arcade. Fucking titties works better for me and its fun every once and a while. It beats handjobs because you're in control and doing the pushing.

Sounds about right.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Women think they can just give a limp wristed slop about and talk about how easy it must be whilst failing. Haha. Apparently I'm "big". This is fun.

 

[Balls McHoolihan]

My dick is so big it looks like the chick is churning butter.

 

[wandering_taco]

 

[Dak]

That sucks for you. Handjobs and blowjobs are awesome. It's nice not having to do anything every once in a while; just lie back, relax, and enjoy the smooth wetness and when you're about to go try to shoot the biggest hulk load you can muster into your girl's mouth and/or hands.

I can't believe you just equivocated handjobs and blowjobs. Not even close on the scale of enjoyment.