Males and Females

Yeah, it's a bummer having to go drain the snake first, but almost always necessary. Maybe that's how golden showers got started. Efficiency!

actually
i think golden showers probably got started with those specific people where reaching orgasm puts pressure on the bladder where you really need to piss immediately after an orgasm

i've been with a lot of girls that have this condition and some of my male friends have it as well, refering to it as "post-orgasmic-pissing"

also
a lot of people can smell the post-puberty-gender-identifying-pheromone in urine, where the scent of the urine of someone of the oposite gender is a turn on

and for some people watersports is a form of "sexual humiliation" in the BDSM comunity
 
I'm completely in love with Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Just watched Death Proof. I'm not into the whole cheerleader thing but holy shit!

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the only problem with morning sex is I usually have to piss like a horse the moment I wake up...and I'm pretty certain my lady isn't into golden showers

If having to pee ruins the romance of morning sex then there's a problem with the relationship. Chances are your partner has to pee just as much as you.
 
It's a fun thing to do occasionally - I enjoy going from face fucking her when she's on her back to fucking her titties for a second and so forth.
 
Mathiäs;10554112 said:
It's a fun thing to do occasionally - I enjoy going from face fucking her when she's on her back to fucking her titties for a second and so forth.

In my experience its really fun when the girl sucks my dicks while its between them... Anyone know if hers are big enough?
 
I've never been able to get off to a girl giving me a handjob. Pretty horrendous experience most of the time. Fucking raunching on my dick like the bitches were Michael j fox playing tekken at the arcade. Fucking titties works better for me and its fun every once and a while. It beats handjobs because you're in control and doing the pushing.

I can't cum at all unless I'm doing some sort of pushing... Not even to oral unless I'm fucking her face. Pretty sure I messed up my sensitivity permanently masturbating.

Also EF, just have her lay on her back and squeeze 'em together. You shall know.
 
I've never been able to get off to a girl giving me a handjob. Pretty horrendous experience most of the time. Fucking raunching on my dick like the bitches were Michael j fox playing tekken at the arcade. Fucking titties works better for me and its fun every once and a while. It beats handjobs because you're in control and doing the pushing.

I can't cum at all unless I'm doing some sort of pushing... Not even to oral unless I'm fucking her face. Pretty sure I messed up my sensitivity permanently masturbating.

Also EF, just have her lay on her back and squeeze 'em together. You shall know.

I'm the same way but that's why I like getting blowed, it feels good and there's pretty much no way the girl is going to make me cum unless shes Holly Michael's :lol:
 
I've never been able to get off to a girl giving me a handjob. Pretty horrendous experience most of the time. Fucking raunching on my dick like the bitches were Michael j fox playing tekken at the arcade. Fucking titties works better for me and its fun every once and a while. It beats handjobs because you're in control and doing the pushing.

Sounds about right.