I'm pretty sure the people who give bad H/B/ZJs have a master plan and do them badly for a reason, "if I am poor enough at this you won't ask me to do it again"
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monoxide_child
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yeah, the obssesion with bony chicks came back
So my GF has C38 sized boobs, i'm wondering if those are big enough for titty fucking? I have a weird obsession with that
just get her toppless laying on her back and push her boobs together and see for yourself
with boobs that are large enough, and soft enough (as in not the solid-type-implants) with enough lube (actual "sexual lubricant" as opposed to any of the other cheaper-priced things that broke people sometimes people use as lube) a tit-job can actually be better than a hand-job/blow-job
Mathiäs;10554127 said:
handjob/blowjob/footjob are only better than masturbating if the other person actually knows what the hell she's doing, if it's an in-experienced girl, hj/bj/fj will feel weird/bad and can actually be extremely painfull
Master_Yoda77
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What in the fuck is a zj?
I had a dream that I was chillaxing with a bunch of pornstars and somehow they found out I was a virgin. They all started taking my clothes off then I woke up. Shit sucks.
I had a dream that I was chillaxing with a bunch of pornstars and somehow they found out I was a virgin. They all started taking my clothes off then I woke up. Shit sucks.
SentinelSlain
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Last night I had a dream where I was at some pretty girlfriend's house with her in the bathroom. She showed me how to sit on the toilet seat and I pushed the flush. Anyway, it wasn't a normal flush handle, it was like the lock on a suitcase but attached to the cistern as usual. I pushed it the "other" way and water sprayed up into my ass like a turbo charged bidet or something. She just giggled and walked away in disapproval of the social awkwardness.
Master_Yoda77
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EffigyForgotten
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I was "sexting" my GF earlier today while she was in class and she kept telling me to stop but I kept going to see if I could make her soak her panties and SHE FUCKING DID
Master_Yoda77
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EffigyForgotten
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I could care less. If I was making something up it would of been way more extreme than that.
How do you know she didn't just splooge out semen? It can sit in there for 2 hours and then spill everywhere. Or maybe she just had an episode of runny discharge. That happens at random sometimes, I hate making a special bathroom trip because "ZOMG MY PERIOD CAME" only to find it wasn't that.
ZJ is obviously something you people are too poor to ever afford
ZJ is obviously something you people are too poor to ever afford
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Master_Yoda77
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EffigyForgotten
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PhlegethonVeins
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It's not just a matter of believing him, but also a matter of believing what she told him.
As far as wondering what you could pull off with her dont ask us, find out for yourself. That is if you're having sex with her.
As far as wondering what you could pull off with her dont ask us, find out for yourself. That is if you're having sex with her.
Jimmy... Dead.
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Balls McHoolihan
You mean coitus?
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I was "sexting" my GF earlier today while she was in class and she kept telling me to stop but I kept going to see if I could make her soak her panties and SHE FUCKING DID
Pics of those panties or it didn't happen. LOL
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