Males and Females

[SentinelSlain]

Women think they can just give a limp wristed slop about and talk about how easy it must be whilst failing. Haha. Apparently I'm "big". This is fun.

 

[Balls McHoolihan]

My dick is so big it looks like the chick is churning butter.

 

[wandering_taco]

 

[Dak]

That sucks for you. Handjobs and blowjobs are awesome. It's nice not having to do anything every once in a while; just lie back, relax, and enjoy the smooth wetness and when you're about to go try to shoot the biggest hulk load you can muster into your girl's mouth and/or hands.

I can't believe you just equivocated handjobs and blowjobs. Not even close on the scale of enjoyment.

 

[damnromulans]

I'm pretty sure the people who give bad H/B/ZJs have a master plan and do them badly for a reason, "if I am poor enough at this you won't ask me to do it again"

 

[Dak]

I don't think even the best hj could compare to a decent bj. I could never afford a zj.

 

[monoxide_child]

The undertones in this thread are getting strange.

I'm gonna go out, fuck a fat chick and post some pics just to balance it out in here.

yeah, the obssesion with bony chicks came back

So my GF has C38 sized boobs, i'm wondering if those are big enough for titty fucking? I have a weird obsession with that

In my experience its really fun when the girl sucks my dicks while its between them... Anyone know if hers are big enough?

just get her toppless laying on her back and push her boobs together and see for yourself

It's almost as good as a hand job, which is a little better than masturbating.

with boobs that are large enough, and soft enough (as in not the solid-type-implants) with enough lube (actual "sexual lubricant" as opposed to any of the other cheaper-priced things that broke people sometimes people use as lube) a tit-job can actually be better than a hand-job/blow-job

Hand jobs are a nice change of pace from time to time. They're a lot better than masturbating imo.

handjob/blowjob/footjob are only better than masturbating if the other person actually knows what the hell she's doing, if it's an in-experienced girl, hj/bj/fj will feel weird/bad and can actually be extremely painfull

 

[Master_Yoda77]

What in the fuck is a zj?

I had a dream that I was chillaxing with a bunch of pornstars and somehow they found out I was a virgin. They all started taking my clothes off then I woke up. Shit sucks.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Last night I had a dream where I was at some pretty girlfriend's house with her in the bathroom. She showed me how to sit on the toilet seat and I pushed the flush. Anyway, it wasn't a normal flush handle, it was like the lock on a suitcase but attached to the cistern as usual. I pushed it the "other" way and water sprayed up into my ass like a turbo charged bidet or something. She just giggled and walked away in disapproval of the social awkwardness.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Mine was better.

 

[Zephyrus]

Last night I had a dream where I was at some pretty girlfriend's house with her in the bathroom. She showed me how to sit on the toilet seat and I pushed the flush. Anyway, it wasn't a normal flush handle, it was like the lock on a suitcase but attached to the cistern as usual. I pushed it the "other" way and water sprayed up into my ass like a turbo charged bidet or something. She just giggled and walked away in disapproval of the social awkwardness.

They have those things in Japan.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

I was "sexting" my GF earlier today while she was in class and she kept telling me to stop but I kept going to see if I could make her soak her panties and SHE FUCKING DID

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I don't believe you.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

I don't believe you.

I could care less. If I was making something up it would of been way more extreme than that.

 

[damnromulans]

How do you know she didn't just splooge out semen? It can sit in there for 2 hours and then spill everywhere. Or maybe she just had an episode of runny discharge. That happens at random sometimes, I hate making a special bathroom trip because "ZOMG MY PERIOD CAME" only to find it wasn't that.

ZJ is obviously something you people are too poor to ever afford

 

[Dak]

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

*throws down 15 bucks*

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I could care less. If I was making something up it would of been way more extreme than that.

I still don't believe you.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

I still don't believe you.

I can live with that.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

It's not just a matter of believing him, but also a matter of believing what she told him.

As far as wondering what you could pull off with her dont ask us, find out for yourself. That is if you're having sex with her.