TBH if a chick's biggest shortcoming is occasionally poor self esteem about her appearance, that's pretty good. I know very few women OR men who feel 100% hot shit 24/7.
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I usually do the opposite of what my female friends think in these situations and it almost always works out great. The only time I ever ask bitches for advice is when it comes to 'feelings' and 'emotions'.
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I also like to take my female friends' advice on whether the relationship is moving too slow or fast for what I have in mind. They're usually pretty accurate about that shit.
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i don't actually enjoy those freaky yoga sex positions that the thicker women can't do, i'm not gonna hold up a woman and fuck her up against the wall no matter how light weight she is, and i actually usually have the woman on top no matter how heavy she is, if she's actually sitting up to do "cowgirl" then the girl's weight's not really an issue, it's only really a problem if she's actually just laying ontop of me,
yeah, thicker women have more to grab, i don't like trying to grip skinny/toned women
why would bigger women be noisier??
my experience has been that bigger women have fuller lips
but also my experience with blowjobs it seems like the best blowjobs come from women that have body-image issues
the women that feel like they're the most gorgeous thing with a vagina, those women tend to just open their mouths to "get skull-fucked" where as a woman that thinks of herself as ugly is going to be better at giving blowjobs because she's actually going to be trying to be good at it, she's gonna try to give you the best feeling blowjob that you've ever had to try to compensate for her self-percieved ugliness
i've posted this photo so many times because it's actually one of my favorie photos and here's why
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you can't see her pussy lips or nipples, her nipples aren't covered by a "hand-bra" and it's not the looking-at-the-side-of the-hip&thigh christmas pic where she's clearly pantsless
this picture is actually a "safe for work" picture
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i love all the different "color-contrasts"
her hair is wet and therefore looks darker than in her other pictures, dark enough to sharply contrast her pale skin-tone and the red lipstick, the lipstick itself is red as opposed to a dark purple or black in order for the lipstick to sharply contrast the black dress just as well contrasting the pale face, the leather-looking dress is black (as opposed to the canary-yellow or hot-pink that she wears in other photoshoots) to sharply contrast both her pale skintone and the white background
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it's a well-made picture, the white backgound is not just a white sheet in somebody's bedroom, this is clearly a studio-made picture, with lighting good enough that the color-contrasts are not merely visible, but very attention-grabbing
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in the pictures where she's wearing the canary-yellow dress and the pictures where she's wearing the bright pink dress, there's a hyper-active and hypre-playfull kind of sexiness going on, but in this picture, it's a much more srious-tone-type-sexuality, in this picture she looks like a dominatrix, like she's commanding you to make her orgasm, i like that
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she's looking straight at the camera, i hate "sexy" pics where you're looking at the back of her head or where she's intensly staring at something that's not the camera
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it's a piture i post so much because it's not really an "ass-shot", you boob-lovers out there can actually see her boobs in this pic as opposed to one of those ass-shots where you're looking at her shoulder-blades
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i have a costuming fetish,
so for me,
this dress is sexi-er than a naked woman
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they all looked so similar that i didn't even notice that they were 4 different women till you said so
upon closer inspection of those 4 pics, i'd bang the 4th one, but still not the first 3
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There is a bigggg difference between not feeling like 100% hot shit all the time and being incapable of feeling good about your appearance unless the other party is constantly holding it up, and even then refuting their stance on it.
I really don't mind attractive chubby chicks. Ones that might be 10,20 pounds over the weight they should be at their height, but the females Monoxide Child posts are ugly gross smelling looking an obese. And he posts the same pictures over spans of months. It's really strange and bizarre. He'll just randomly come on the internet so he can post some gross obese chick he already posted pictures of. And post about it on the entire forum everywhere for days and months.
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what's the dirreference between "20 pounds overweight" and the girls i post??
how thin are you talking about when you say "the weight they should be"??
the only model i'm posting over and over again is London Andrews
cuz her body's what i want in a woman
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Blue-Haired-Boy is leaving Texas on a bus late tonight
he'll have a layover and be in D.C. till 11 AM tommorrow
when he'll board another bus to Richmond Virginia
he's never been east of the mississippi river and
he's leaving to go live with a woman that's never been west of the missippi river
they met each other on facebook a mere month ago
he'll have a layover and be in D.C. till 11 AM tommorrow
when he'll board another bus to Richmond Virginia
he's never been east of the mississippi river and
he's leaving to go live with a woman that's never been west of the missippi river
they met each other on facebook a mere month ago
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Because as far as what I've seen in the last couple of weeks since my return, the chicks you post pictures of are FAT AS FUCK. 10-20lbs overweight can still be attractive on the right person.
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i just realized i'm mentioning/posting pics of London Andrews so freaking frequently because no one really pays attention to me when i try to give advice to people on this thread
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20 pounds overweight can still be atractive, you say
but you don't tell me exactly what "over/underweight" is
show me a picture of someone that's exactly 20 pounds overweight
EffigyForgotten
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Probably because nobody here likes you?
So my GF told me yesterday ( while I was drinking OF COURSE ) that she feels like she isn't ready for a serious relationship, I mean shit, I spent 3 months talking to you and being close to you for fucking nothing? Like an hour ago she said she still loves me but shes not ready even though she thought she was...
Sometimes I wonder if I'm just the worst, most pathetic human being in almost every fucking way, or if I'm the most unlucky motherfucker out there.
So my GF told me yesterday ( while I was drinking OF COURSE ) that she feels like she isn't ready for a serious relationship, I mean shit, I spent 3 months talking to you and being close to you for fucking nothing? Like an hour ago she said she still loves me but shes not ready even though she thought she was...
Sometimes I wonder if I'm just the worst, most pathetic human being in almost every fucking way, or if I'm the most unlucky motherfucker out there.
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as far as i can remember, all the pics i've posted over the last couple of weeks have all been just 1 model, London Andrews
and there's a huge difference between London Andrews and the porn model called Jenni Bomb
NSFW pictures of LONDON ANDREWS
http://pinterest.com/superjesus/london-andrews/
NSFW pictures of JENNI BOMB
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bLkIthIWGK8/T_pIDDUtoxI/AAAAAAAAACo/n--4za1lWh8/s1600/15.jpg
http://thumbnails31.imagebam.com/8552/0a4da385516646.jpg
http://thumbnails33.imagebam.com/8552/a2264b85516238.jpg
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Apparently this woman has about 20lbs to lose.
http://nhlbisupport.com/bmi/
And that'll tell you what is exactly fat or not. Retard.
I'm sure you're not a terrible person. You've just made bad choices, which is normal. Ditch this bitch and move onto greener pastures.
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