Males and Females

[EffigyForgotten]

Probably because nobody here likes you?

So my GF told me yesterday ( while I was drinking OF COURSE ) that she feels like she isn't ready for a serious relationship, I mean shit, I spent 3 months talking to you and being close to you for fucking nothing? Like an hour ago she said she still loves me but shes not ready even though she thought she was...

Sometimes I wonder if I'm just the worst, most pathetic human being in almost every fucking way, or if I'm the most unlucky motherfucker out there.

 

[monoxide_child]

Because as far as what I've seen in the last couple of weeks since my return, the chicks you post pictures of are FAT AS FUCK. 10-20lbs overweight can still be attractive on the right person.

as far as i can remember, all the pics i've posted over the last couple of weeks have all been just 1 model, London Andrews

and there's a huge difference between London Andrews and the porn model called Jenni Bomb

NSFW pictures of LONDON ANDREWS
http://pinterest.com/superjesus/london-andrews/

NSFW pictures of JENNI BOMB

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bLkIthIWGK8/T_pIDDUtoxI/AAAAAAAAACo/n--4za1lWh8/s1600/15.jpg

http://thumbnails31.imagebam.com/8552/0a4da385516646.jpg

http://thumbnails33.imagebam.com/8552/a2264b85516238.jpg

 

[monoxide_child]

Blue-Haired-Boy is leaving Texas on a bus late tonight
he'll have a layover and be in D.C. till 11 AM tommorrow
when he'll board another bus to Richmond Virginia
he's never been east of the mississippi river and
he's leaving to go live with a woman that's never been west of the missippi river
they met each other on facebook a mere month ago

doesn't anyone think this^^ is odd/creepy??

 

[whiskey funeral]

20 pounds overweight can still be atractive, you say
but you don't tell me exactly what "over/underweight" is

show me a picture of someone that's exactly 20 pounds overweight

Apparently this woman has about 20lbs to lose.

http://nhlbisupport.com/bmi/

And that'll tell you what is exactly fat or not. Retard.

Probably because nobody here likes you?

So my GF told me yesterday ( while I was drinking OF COURSE ) that she feels like she isn't ready for a serious relationship, I mean shit, I spent 3 months talking to you and being close to you for fucking nothing? Like an hour ago she said she still loves me but shes not ready even though she thought she was...

Sometimes I wonder if I'm just the worst, most pathetic human being in almost every fucking way, or if I'm the most unlucky motherfucker out there.

I'm sure you're not a terrible person. You've just made bad choices, which is normal. Ditch this bitch and move onto greener pastures.

 

[monoxide_child]

i've posted this photo so many times because it's actually one of my favorie photos and here's why

1
you can't see her pussy lips or nipples, her nipples aren't covered by a "hand-bra" and it's not the looking-at-the-side-of the-hip&thigh christmas pic where she's clearly pantsless
this picture is actually a "safe for work" picture

2
i love all the different "color-contrasts"
her hair is wet and therefore looks darker than in her other pictures, dark enough to sharply contrast her pale skin-tone and the red lipstick, the lipstick itself is red as opposed to a dark purple or black in order for the lipstick to sharply contrast the black dress just as well contrasting the pale face, the leather-looking dress is black (as opposed to the canary-yellow or hot-pink that she wears in other photoshoots) to sharply contrast both her pale skintone and the white background

3
it's a well-made picture, the white backgound is not just a white sheet in somebody's bedroom, this is clearly a studio-made picture, with lighting good enough that the color-contrasts are not merely visible, but very attention-grabbing

4
in the pictures where she's wearing the canary-yellow dress and the pictures where she's wearing the bright pink dress, there's a hyper-active and hypre-playfull kind of sexiness going on, but in this picture, it's a much more srious-tone-type-sexuality, in this picture she looks like a dominatrix, like she's commanding you to make her orgasm, i like that

5
she's looking straight at the camera, i hate "sexy" pics where you're looking at the back of her head or where she's intensly staring at something that's not the camera

6
it's a piture i post so much because it's not really an "ass-shot", you boob-lovers out there can actually see her boobs in this pic as opposed to one of those ass-shots where you're looking at her shoulder-blades

EDIT

7
i have a costuming fetish,
so for me,
this dress is sexi-er than a naked woman

seriously wondering why no one else can apretiate the beauty of my favorite London Andrews pic

 

[monoxide_child]

Apparently this woman has about 20lbs to lose.

honestly this woman actually looks the exact same fucking size as London Andrews if not 2 pounds fatter

 

[monoxide_child]

So my GF told me yesterday that she feels like she isn't ready for a serious relationship

the answer to your problem is obvious
just go stick your dick into someone else

 

[monoxide_child]

Blue-Haired-Boy is leaving Texas on a bus late tonight
he'll have a layover and be in D.C. till 11 AM tommorrow
when he'll board another bus to Richmond Virginia
he's never been east of the mississippi river and
he's leaving to go live with a woman that's never been west of the missippi river
they met each other on facebook a mere month ago

everyone's so obsessed about london andrews being fat that everyone just skipped over this post

 

[damnromulans]

20 pounds overweight can still be atractive, you say
but you don't tell me exactly what "over/underweight" is

show me a picture of someone that's exactly 20 pounds overweight

baby damnromulans circa 2002 at exactly 20 pounds over BMI of 25 (cutoff for "overweight"

Effigy, how old are you/girl who just dumped you?

 

[EffigyForgotten]

the answer to your problem is obvious
just go stick your dick into someone else

No girl would "just fuck me" plus I don't go to school and have no car and live 30 minutes by car from the city. FML.

I don't want to fuck another girl anyways...

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Holy fuck, monoxide...die.

Effigy, its only 3 months. You'll be fine, and hate to break it to you, you'll suffer much greater hardships in the future.

 

[monoxide_child]

baby damnromulans circa 2002 at exactly 20 pounds over BMI of 25 (cutoff for "overweight"

seriously
you're blind
you look ever bit as big as london andrews in this^^ pic

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Holy fuck, monoxide...die.

Effigy, its only 3 months. You'll be fine, and hate to break it to you, you'll suffer much greater hardships in the future.

Shes been my best friend for like 4 years

And nah I won't. I fucking suck.

 

[monoxide_child]

Blue-Haired-Boy is leaving Texas on a bus late tonight
he'll have a layover and be in D.C. till 11 AM tommorrow
when he'll board another bus to Richmond Virginia
he's never been east of the mississippi river and
he's leaving to go live with a woman that's never been west of the missippi river
they met each other on facebook a mere month ago

seriously asking
why the fucking hell is no one responding to this^^??

 

[monoxide_child]

Shes been my best friend for like 4 years

And nah I won't. I fucking suck.

hate to break this to you
but she thinks of you "like a brother" and that's why she won't date you

 

[EffigyForgotten]

hate to break this to you
but she thinks of you "like a brother" and that's why she won't date you

Nah man, we have had sex already. I'm so confused to what she means by "serious relationship" yesterday she said something about her not really sharing her really personal feelings with me and me not with her.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Shes been my best friend for like 4 years

And nah I won't. I fucking suck.

It makes it worse having been friends, but in all reality it will only affect that as much as both of you allow it too. You will be fine, and the sooner you accept that the sooner you'll progress.

 

[Mort Divine]

I'm just the worst, most pathetic human being in almost every

Pretty much.

 

[whiskey funeral]

AIDS.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Pretty much.

I hope you get testicular cancer.